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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:05

Nitin looked like he was hoping for Nigella to walk in

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:06

Junior bake off is the best and so funny

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:07

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:06

Junior bake off is the best and so funny

I like it so much better than the grown-up version ☺️

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ilovesooty · 09/09/2026 21:08

I hope Sue's meringue works.

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:08

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:07

I like it so much better than the grown-up version ☺️

Me too

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 09/09/2026 21:09

Will try again tonight, but i see my two least favourites are still there. And my patience level is at zero having had a monumentally shit day.

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:09

I cannot bake to save myself

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:09

I love good lemon curd but loathed it as a child. It was one of my Dad's specialities. All those wasted years

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:10

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 09/09/2026 21:09

Will try again tonight, but i see my two least favourites are still there. And my patience level is at zero having had a monumentally shit day.

You’re allowed to watch tonight, OhWhat? Sorry you've had a bad day.

Baking is my comfort zone. This would be a good round for me.

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viques · 09/09/2026 21:11

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:06

Junior bake off is the best and so funny

I agree, I love the way the cooks are so varied, some cook like you think all kids cook which is a bit wacky and messy and their work station looks like a car crash at the end, but others are incredibly talented and wack out amazing offerings that I would never even dream of attempting. but whatever sort of cook they are they are always so supportive of each other, it is a joy to watch.

ilovesooty · 09/09/2026 21:11

"I think I've messed it up" 😂

Sunbird24 · 09/09/2026 21:11

My mum always lemon marrow curd when we were kids - we grew a lot of marrows and I think she (or we) got fed up with savoury stuffed marrow!

ilovesooty · 09/09/2026 21:14

Shop bought pastry? 🙄

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:15

Sunbird24 · 09/09/2026 21:11

My mum always lemon marrow curd when we were kids - we grew a lot of marrows and I think she (or we) got fed up with savoury stuffed marrow!

My Dad made marrow jam because he also grew lots of marrows. We didn't like that either, ungrateful little brutes. always clamoring for "proper shop jam.".

TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:15

Cheese cake is a bit of a cop out. I have no idea on baking but even I can make a cheese cake.

viques · 09/09/2026 21:16

Oh come on. If you are making Mille feuille in a competition you should be making the pastry. Otherwise you are making the equivalent of a white bread sandwich for all the skills you are showing.

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:16

ilovesooty · 09/09/2026 21:14

Shop bought pastry? 🙄

I doubt they've given them enough time to make it, but it does mean he’s essentially just baking the pastry then stacking stuff. The others are doing a lot more actual baking/making.

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TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:18

Surely that sponge is going to be soggy as hell with all that coffee poured through it ?

viques · 09/09/2026 21:18

TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:15

Cheese cake is a bit of a cop out. I have no idea on baking but even I can make a cheese cake.

I made a basque cheesecake the other week, it was amazing. And surprisingly easy! Apparently the secret is you have everything at room temperature , which I did.

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:18

I must give Junior Bake off a go as you all think so highly of it. I quit the Bake-off tent when Mary, Mel and Sue left and have never seen the junior version.

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:19

Nitin did hardly anything

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:20

That looks so good

ExtraOnions · 09/09/2026 21:20

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:18

I must give Junior Bake off a go as you all think so highly of it. I quit the Bake-off tent when Mary, Mel and Sue left and have never seen the junior version.

Same here, I quit Bake Off then (though I do watch The Professionals

littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:21

That is a trifle 😂😂🙌

viques · 09/09/2026 21:21

Joe’s looks awful, but he has done a lot of work there, so kudos Joe.