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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 22:04

viques · 08/09/2026 22:00

Joe to go next please. I have gone off him again.

Good night everyone.

@PotterHead1985 I hope the fire is out and that you are now entertaining hunky firefighters with cups of tea.

Fire is out. Altho there are some decent looking chaps on our fire team, to the best of my knowledge they are unfortunately all men!!

Until tomorrow chuffs

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 22:05

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:59

Why oh no?

Don't want them either. You eat profiteroles and I'll watch supportively.

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 22:07

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:59

Ravneet Gill. She does Junior Bake-Off (which is excellent btw)

Rav is excellent - she opened a restaurant near me which has rave reviews and has a great substack about it (and running a restaurant while producing two babies, one just a week or two ago). Worth following on insta - www.instagram.com/ravneeteats/

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 22:07

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 22:05

Don't want them either. You eat profiteroles and I'll watch supportively.

Im sure we can find something. There is bound to be at least one. 3 more off the top of my head, marmite, mussels and oysters

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 22:12

Oh Marmite. I'll have that. Twiglets.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 22:13

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 22:12

Oh Marmite. I'll have that. Twiglets.

Never had a twiglet, but you can have all the marmite you want

viques · 08/09/2026 22:15

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 22:04

Fire is out. Altho there are some decent looking chaps on our fire team, to the best of my knowledge they are unfortunately all men!!

Until tomorrow chuffs

good news re the fire. 🙂

Pieceofpurplesky · 09/09/2026 02:08

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:50

Well done Nitin.

All he did was chop fruit and add flavour to the cream (not enough). The pastry was shop bought. He must have had ages doing nothing!

PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2026 10:56

Pieceofpurplesky · 09/09/2026 02:08

All he did was chop fruit and add flavour to the cream (not enough). The pastry was shop bought. He must have had ages doing nothing!

Oh I missed the pastry being shop bought. That's disappointing, especially when 2 of the girls made choux from scratch.

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 11:02

After eight hours in A&E yesterday, I felt I had observed enough of my fellow men in all their infinite variety so I just read your comments (illuminating as ever!) and have decided to swerve the actual episode. Life's too short. I pobably wouldn't have seen it anyway as I was supposed to be wrangling children while their parents went to a gig. Who got eliminated?

Halsall · 09/09/2026 11:13

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 11:02

After eight hours in A&E yesterday, I felt I had observed enough of my fellow men in all their infinite variety so I just read your comments (illuminating as ever!) and have decided to swerve the actual episode. Life's too short. I pobably wouldn't have seen it anyway as I was supposed to be wrangling children while their parents went to a gig. Who got eliminated?

Oh no @Fransgran - hope everything's OK?

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bungobungobungo · 09/09/2026 11:15

Max, even after a lobster and Champagne effort!

Mooselove · 09/09/2026 11:26

viques · 08/09/2026 21:50

That Yorkshire pudding tower with the gravy poured over is the funniest thing I have ever seen on masterchef

I think it looked disgusting. I love yorkshire puddings and roast potatoes but not with gravy poured all over them.

Halsall · 09/09/2026 12:01

Mooselove · 09/09/2026 11:26

I think it looked disgusting. I love yorkshire puddings and roast potatoes but not with gravy poured all over them.

It was like the nightmare child of a doner kebab spit, but made of Yorkshire puddings - which must surely have been cold and claggy once assembled. It felt as though slices should have been carved off like a doner kebab too.

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Fransgran · 09/09/2026 12:30

Halsall · 09/09/2026 11:13

Oh no @Fransgran - hope everything's OK?

Thanks @Halsall . It's ongoing but fingers and toes crossed.

PotterHead1985 · 09/09/2026 18:09

I may be late to the party tonight

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:01

Well, here we are again….evening all. No Max, phew

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TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:01

Evening Chuffs

Fransgran · 09/09/2026 21:02

Evening chuffs!

TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:03

Ooh I don’t know Ravneet

viques · 09/09/2026 21:03

Evening all. Love Ravi, she is so sweet on Junior Bake Off.

Oh dear she said pastry. Joe will be thinking pie.

Halsall · 09/09/2026 21:04

TheDogsMother · 09/09/2026 21:03

Ooh I don’t know Ravneet

Edited

She’s great on Junior Bake-off (which I'm constantly urging people to watch, the kids are so great and funny)

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littlbrowndog · 09/09/2026 21:04

She is great on junior bake off

ExtraOnions · 09/09/2026 21:04

Only saw the last 15 minutes last night .. please to see You-Tube go, but it was all pretty uninspiring.

Don’t you love it when they all have to pretend to recognise the guest judge 🤣🤣

Sunbird24 · 09/09/2026 21:04

Nearly missed it!