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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:25

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:24

I await the dickhead comments online later about this episode re the Muslims and Ramadan. Because you just know they are coming.

I've been to iftars - they are glorious! So friendly and lovely sharing food

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:25

Ok Grace is really over egging it now

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:26

Pakoras look crap

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:26

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:25

I've been to iftars - they are glorious! So friendly and lovely sharing food

Exactly. But you know what a certain portion of both your country and mine are like

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:27

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:26

Exactly. But you know what a certain portion of both your country and mine are like

Sadly, yes

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:27

Dhal looks awful stodgy

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:28

Gosh, that's the dhal! I thought it was horrendously overcooked rice 😲

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lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:28

I'd inhale that chicken curry!

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:28

I love Dhal so that was a bit tragic.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:29

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:28

Gosh, that's the dhal! I thought it was horrendously overcooked rice 😲

Which, given this series so far, wouldn't have been at all surprising.

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:30

Sue did well

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:30

The Nan looks great

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:30

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:29

Which, given this series so far, wouldn't have been at all surprising.

Exactly! 😂

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Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 21:31

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:24

I await the dickhead comments online later about this episode re the Muslims and Ramadan. Because you just know they are coming.

Hoping the dickheads are too busy dicking to watch Masterchef.

I am enjoying ordinary people's star turns as food critics. Some of them have the spiel, especially naan guy.

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:31

Oh heck the salt

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:31

Haha I was proven correct re the sugar and salt!!!!

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:32

And what did Nitin say as he was blithely shovelling the sugar and salt in….?

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PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:32

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:32

And what did Nitin say as he was blithely shovelling the sugar and salt in….?

Exactly

viques · 08/09/2026 21:33

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:28

I love Dhal so that was a bit tragic.

Me too. When I make it it is nice and gloopy though not as liquid as the daal that comes from the very good takeaway that (ahem, six degrees of separation moment) Grace and I both use. Though to be fair it thickens up a lot when I have it for breakfast the next day,

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:33

Ooh we have found that which shuts Max up!! Excellent

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:35

I'm always interested in a good dhal recipe @viques <hopeful>

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viques · 08/09/2026 21:35

Joe was bloody lucky he was in that team.

bungobungobungo · 08/09/2026 21:35

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, things like salt and sugar, flour etc should be very clearly marked in these situations.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:37

bungobungobungo · 08/09/2026 21:35

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, things like salt and sugar, flour etc should be very clearly marked in these situations.

You can still be an eejit (childhood me put sugar on my chips in McDonald's!!)

The brigade is gone, the fire out and it looks like all 4 bottle banks gone too

bungobungobungo · 08/09/2026 21:37

@PotterHead1985 Morons!