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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:13

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:12

Hope that bin fire gets sorted soon @PotterHead1985. I would love the savoury dishes.

I am going to assume that when I stick my head out after the programme the fire lads will be gone but we will see

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:15

Chef seems surprisingly unworried imho

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Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 21:15

It's nice to see Emily working with people she seems to like!

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:15

"I've got cramp!" - flaming prima-Donna

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:16

40 litres of dhal! Yikes

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TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:18

Shakira is going to beat Max to death with a ladle very soon.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:18

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:18

Shakira is going to beat Max to death with a ladle very soon.

And I will be her alibi

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:18

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:18

Shakira is going to beat Max to death with a ladle very soon.

I sense an Agatha Christie plot in the making

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viques · 08/09/2026 21:19

It really makes me cringe and gag that none of them, considering that they are cooking commercially, are wearing hair coverings.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:20

viques · 08/09/2026 21:19

It really makes me cringe and gag that none of them, considering that they are cooking commercially, are wearing hair coverings.

Thank you.

The sugar and salt look the same to him....now im concerned

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:21

viques · 08/09/2026 21:19

It really makes me cringe and gag that none of them, considering that they are cooking commercially, are wearing hair coverings.

And most of the raw meat-fingering's happening sans gloves

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littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:21

Burnt

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:21

Some are raw...some are burnt ffs.

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:22

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:21

And most of the raw meat-fingering's happening sans gloves

Well, as long as they have clean hands...

I also note a lot of wrong chopping board usage in these

TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:22

That’s Giorgio told 🤣

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:23

WTF are those meat wafers? 😂😂

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bungobungobungo · 08/09/2026 21:23

Grace trying to act stressed!

lettingthedaysgoby · 08/09/2026 21:23

viques · 08/09/2026 21:19

It really makes me cringe and gag that none of them, considering that they are cooking commercially, are wearing hair coverings.

I suspect the victims guests sign some sort of disclaimer before they eat....

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 21:23

Grace's over acting is slightly getting on my wick. Her emoting doesn't seem very genuine.

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2026 21:24

Heck hard to make all them samosas

PotterHead1985 · 08/09/2026 21:24

I await the dickhead comments online later about this episode re the Muslims and Ramadan. Because you just know they are coming.

viques · 08/09/2026 21:24

Oh dear. Max strikes again.

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:25

Was it Max who failed to add the onions? 🙄

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TheDogsMother · 08/09/2026 21:25

Max needs to go. He’s been on borrowed time for a while.

bungobungobungo · 08/09/2026 21:25

Love Pakora but need to have onions in them!