Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

I would hazard a guess either vandals or an errant cigarette butt. No rain here. It went up like a shot. The bottle banks will be melted to bits. The fire chaps are putting it out. I rang them because I didn't trust anyone else would have, thankfully someone had

What will it be Joe? Pies darling , for you pies.

Alcohol is pretty flammable tbf

Mass catering!!!

Evening Chuffs

Good cooks, and Joe Pasquale. Ya prick!!

Wow Grace looks great

I have POMMs!!

Although a bit senior governess

I hope that fire isn’t too close to your house @PotterHead1985 ! 1 minute away? 😲

Id worry more for the houses on the other side of the road - it's fierce close. Mind you it's windy enough that it could cross the road

Don't think I'll be around long. Industrial strength wingeing from DH. Hates slebs, hates pointless mass catering. Especially hates Joe. Is currently singing "I know a song that will get on your nerves" except hes saying c**t instead of song. Now hates Shakira. Its not worth the grief.(and I hate mass catering too)

Is Shakira going to murder Max by the end of this? I'd be wary of making those quips in a knife-rich environment...

LTB!

Mass catering is my favourite

I love the menu until we get to the pud. Rose and date hard pass

I am here, just also trying to find a frock for a friend’s wedding in Yorkshire in October…

LTB!!! And come watch with me!!

Can you not slip him a sedative? 🤣

Purple!! A. My favourite colour. B, the colour of a packet of POMM!! 🤣🤣

Each team has a liability . And each liability has an attitude and a willy.

@PotterHead1985 I have POMMs too!

Hope that bin fire gets sorted soon @PotterHead1985. I would love the savoury dishes.

Oh this food is yummy. Feeling peckish now.

Ha HAH!

Yess. My POMMs have been eaten!! (Trying to not reach for another bag!!)

Shakira's blush is a bit over the top