CORONATION STREET THREAD. The rain's finally here, and the heatwave summer is over! (Probably!) It's Autumn 2026! **No spoilers please.**

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Are we really on a new thread already! Only seems like 5 minutes since the last one began.

Sarah is still in prison/on remand, (for killing Theo,) and is toughening up in there now, hanging onto snooker balls in a sock to hit someone with! One of the prisoners in there has been threatening her and her family if Sarah doesn't get Kit to help her son who is in trouble. (But Sarah has dumped Kit!)

Ma Driscoll has been getting jiggy with Brian! Ollie is in trouble for having a go at Gary's son who appeared to be assaulting Christina when she was drunk on the floor.

Tim reconnected with a cousin he hadn't seen for several decades, (Richie) who went on to kill his wife, and now Tim and Sally are looking after his daughter, and Lou and Mick's girls are back with Tim and Sally too!

We haven't seen much of Debbie lately - or Summer, which is a shame, but plenty of mardy Todd who hates the world right now.

Bernie's aunt has just turned up in the form of glamourous actress Frances Barber, and has only a few weeks to live. So she is hoping Todd can help her with a Dolly Parton themed funeral. R.I.P lovely Dolly! ❤

She's unhinged!

I can’t believe Ma Driscoll doesn’t have a minimum dress code behind the bar with Gemma and Lauren both looking like scruffs and never smiling

also put Jodie in the bin

DeeDees baby? Wasn't that the other brother, can't remember his name but he was gay and wanted a baby.

Oh was it 😄😩

As you can tell, I havent closely watched ! - I thought Michael was the gay brother

She is !

No the footballer brother was gay and wanted to adopt a baby. Michael is bringing up his own daughter although she isn't seen very often.

😄😄 completely agree - missed her earlier bad behaviour although I did have the feeling she already tried ruining her sisters marriage

Ah okay - I remember disliking him tbh - has he left then?

She’s trying to take over Shona’s life and step into her shoes by convincing everyone she’s struggling by making all these mistakes and can’t cope. Bit single white female IYKYK ! Gotta say what’s with the big bandage David had he literally had his hand in there for a second !

Totally forgot Tracyluv married Roy !!

Im bored of Jodie's storyline already. In fact corrie as a whole is rather boring atm.

Bethany strolling into the factory, doesn’t anyone lock their doors !

Ross really is a shit.

No, James is still there, a personal trainer. He had a thing with Carl but no other storyline and now we only see him in the pub. He’d be a good partner for Todd.

I thought James went back to America?

ETA: I'm totally wrong. He didn't

What’s with Shona and Jodie’s dad? Did he come from Emmerdale?

Agree! As if Tracy would go for him after Tommy Orpington totally bonkers

Apparently so. A clip has just come up on FB saying he has had backlash for joining a rival show and he has posted a clip of himself saying it has not changed him. Such drama! There is a slight whiff of the AI about it though.

Bloody hell, I've just looked at the comments. They're saying he was in Emmerdale in '98/'99 😆

Never mind Emmerdale Farm, that's engagement farming! That'll teach me.

Occasionally he latches onto anyone exercising desperately trying to tout up business

Yeah, that makes sense. There is a single white female vibe about all of this. (With Jodie.)

Just as I said Michael never did anything he emerges as the hero of the factory and rises to assistant manager.

If Nina had stayed she may have had this exciting tattoo plot. It probably would have been better with her and the sort of thing she should have had years ago.

I don't actually remember it at all! 😬

It's a bit 'meh' at the moment isn't it? I think the main reason it's feeling not so enjoyable to watch is because of Jodie. And the hideous Ross. Take them two out, and it would be a bit better I think.

I note that tattoo boy is already a criminal so should fit in well round there.

Do they really electronically tag someone for smoking a bit of weed? Or is there more to this, obviously there is always more to this, he probably has a cannabis farm round the back of the shop.

Stealing someone's life is one of those only on TV things.

I am not sure what it really means let alone why anyone would want to nick Shona's life.

Thw gaslighting is so transparent that only a couple of morons would fall for it but David and Shona do despite all the warnings.

Oops isn't the water hot? How did that happen?