EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I'm still saying Yolanda is involved.

Yolande ? Never.
More likely to be Jean protecting Priya from max or something like that! They have become unlikely friends

Money on Ravi as the kidnapper ?
he is unhinged enough to do it and you can see him with a gun.

I'd take my chances with hapless Callum. I can't stand Jack.

None of the cops in Walford are any good. One let Linda off murdering Ken, but he isn’t a regular.
Jack you could bribe I think.

It can’t be! His sperm is old (but he did father Annie).

Max is getting on, but men can father children in their 80s I believe , but don’t quote me on it though ! I suppose the sperm count is lower too, but it doesn’t decrease that much ?

Max is 57 in EastEnders.

Max can probably upduff anyone just by looking at them.

Or so we are supposed to believe.

I’d be worried about catching a disease from Max.
His always been sleazy with everything he does

Yes he's a fast worker, and after this week's episodes, I can think of worse things than lots of little Maxes!😆

Yes. You know those weird foot bath things you walk through before getting in a swimming pool? He'd need a whole body one.

Even though I imagine he smells nice.

It’s an EE tradition and has been for many, many years. If anything bad happens you will immediately sit somewhere very visible on the Square and drink neat spirits straight from the bottle. It used to shock me back in the day but I’m used to it now.

It will probably involve some extremely tangled and complicated backstory with Cindy and the Rose New Identity that she's still married to someone (don't know who , but I'm sure they'll pull some rabbit out of the hat , She had a whole new life , husband and two daughters )
Maybe the Italian bloke who was Cindy Juniors Dad , Might've got married and assumed to be marriage dissolved when she (Cindy) died .....but she came back.

70s , that is genius! Much better than the actual story they will invent I bet.

The following people are not in Max's bed.

Cindy
Denise
Chelsea
Linda

70s , those nine years that our Cinders was in the wilderness after leaving George in Marbs.. hmm , she could have done anything !

Or just sit on a bench in the square and someone miraculously comes by to talk to you, usually with words of wisdom. I’d never ever do that!

It's not real life 😭

Could be Linda knocked up by Grant?

My moneys on Rita (policewoman) knocked up by Mark in the office of The Boxing Den (it's like Cluedo)

So when they opened the door to the bathroom they knew she was Police .
She's blonde and smart alec -ey and attractive
she's already been sniffing round the CarLot , not bought the blue sports car but she'll be back if her own motor ploughs its MOT
Max will use his charm for a sale and throw her off the scent now he knows Lauren's dodgy dealing
Rita will use her charms for a deal and evidence .
And he's gunning for Mark since he was instrumental in wrecking his daughter's marriage , So what better revenge than steal his bird ?
Cue one big Who's The Daddy? storyline

I don't find Max in the least bit attractive .

I like Max, but I know I’m not his type and with his reputation I think I’d run a mile if he was interested anyway ! Cindy and him work as they are same side of the coin.
I like your thinking 70s. You should be a script writer.

I'm wasted in my Real Life job, I know

You are ! I do like a decent script.

I know but it's so unrealistic!