EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

The forensics will discover it’s not blood! She is delusional to think that they will think it’s murder.

Ah but remember now, this is the same universe where nobody noticed that Linda's seatbelt injuries were on the opposite side to where they would have been if she'd actually been driving the car that Janine crashed 🙄

I liked the way Honey knew by the perfect spelling on Billy's profile that it couldn't be him! Finally we have a clue she believes...

The fact the profile was on an app should have been enough of a clue for Honey that the whole thing was fake. Billy is not the kind of person who would post on a dating app - he wouldn’t even know how to. She has known him for decades and yet this didn’t occur to her. The whole storyline is ridiculous, I guess it was a rush job to get rid of Bea.

Not nearly rushed enough IMO Easties😆

Exactly.

Looks like Linda might be getting a new fella. Loved Jason Durr in Casualty.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2026/jason-durr-joins-eastenders

Linda deserves someone better than Max. I hope this Clive isn’t a baddie.

Oh , good to see some new characters and hopefully he won't be a scrote .
Can he bring back CheapPolyesterSuitMan for Elaine , she deserves so much better than Ian Beale .

I liked polyester man too! Maybe Linda and her mum can double date.

Shame it's only a guest stint. Hopefully a long one.

I’ve just seen the sneak peek on instagram for tomorrow and I’m sorry but if the police actually identify cranberry sauce as blood I’m done watching the show until this stupid storyline is over. They wouldn’t be treating it as a murder investigation from the traces of blood that the hand injury caused. It’s utterly ridiculous. I’m not even sure what the point in all of this is.

I've just read the DS spoilers for each episode next week and Monday and Tuesday sound dreadful. The other days don't sound that great either!

It doesn’t sound too good next week. Very far fetched.
I think that the writers are running out of storylines.

I don't know how accurate Digital Spy is but I love the captions
Vinny takes a call; he's in high spirits . Picture of Vinny, smiling, on his mobile phone

Callum is amongst the detectives at the scene ....hmmm maybe him being a police officer might be the reason...?

Priya and Max taking every opportunity to get down to it wherevever they meet .
And of course there's a near miss catch out like when Cindy and Junior were over each other like a rash then suddenly changed posture to look like they were totally oblivious to the others presence
She ends up hiding in a car .

Every photo of Priya she has her daft pout . Oooh I am femme fatale sex goddess. Need to pout

I hope the Honey kidnap is well executed . Will Philth come to the rescue?
Billy?

I'd be happy if Bea kept honey locked in a cottage and Billy spent the rest of his life wandering the earth to find her. That would get all three off our screens!

I think there might be an empty lock up with egg carton noise insulation and a manky sofa standing empty .
Hopefully Bianca will have removed the bucket she used to pee in.....

I'd be happy for 'Unny to go AWOL , Bea to say I'll just go out to get some snacks , my treat and get run over by the 47 bus .
And Billy can work for Phil to make himself useful. His Stall of Antiquities cannot be raking in a fortune !

In the photos ( on Digital Spy) Cindy is carrying some Wedding Magazines .
In this age of kindles and online , why would she be spending £6/£15 on a magazine full of adverts ?
Max will not be interested in them "I;ll go along with whatever you want , Cindy . I just want what makes you 'appy "
Piss up & a meal.
It isn't her first rodeo is it ?

Maybe swanning about with magazines is her way of not letting us forgert she is Getting Married

Wedding mags are a waste of money arn’t they!
Cindy living in the past there

I think I bought a couple when I got married 30 years ago they were just a load of adverts even back then.
Same with baby and pregnancy magazines .

Cindy will convince Ian to do the cake at least , and George can cater .
Why not lean on your ex husbands if you can .

Ian would probably do the cake just so that people will compliment him, smug git !

Sure, wedding mags were only thruppence 30 years ago @70isaLimitNotaTarget 😝
(Happy Pearl anniversary to you and Mr/s 70s!)

I don't hold much hope for the 'Unny kidnapping to be well done.
It will be comical and farcical.

I do hope our intrepid duo Billy n Philly will come swooping in for the rescue though! 🤗

Even in the 80s wedding mags seemed to be a lot of money for not much. People were obsessed by them. ! I do buy tv mags though.
I wonder if we will see Cindy with big bags after going ‘ up west ‘ for a dress! ..

If I was Billy I’d tell Honey to do one. She hasn’t treated him well at all.

I remember the excitement when my parents bought Radio Times at Christmas!

70s I miss Bianca and her bucket.😥

I agree Honey's kidnapping will be a total misfire. Do you think they were aiming at something similar to Reese and B? Because if so they have got it terribly wrong.

Christmas Radio Times - that was always a major event for us!

Don’t you mean his stall of tat?! You laugh but I know a woman who has a vintage/junk shop, she’s done so well she’s renting a shop in the high street after having a small one in the market. She sells quirky stuff though, clothes too and lots of other stuff, is super friendly and knowledgeable and that’s why she’s done so well.