Masterchef thread 3. Just don't mention the nuts.

[Halsall]

Onwards we go, Chuffs 😊

And shes the type of cook that thinks she knows better than the judges.

Indeed!
"My dad would have cleared that plate bitches!"

I think that was predictable.

This town ain’t big enough for the both of our headbands. Bye Frankie.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dh says dont bother getting xo sauce as it sounds grim.

Literally!! When she said that I was like 'ooo'

🤣

Tell him xo sauce is actually lovely

Ooh, lots of hair!

Ooooh what is this

Find this way of doing it a bit dull.
Kick somebody out halfway through then send to some chef who'll shout at them but there's absolutely no real jeopardy.

Well that was an interesting little twist 🤣

Sorry but what the fuck was that?! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh God, please don’t let them start with the cringingly unfunny 'comedy' sketches. They ruined Bake Off, the Pottery Throwdown etc.

And here comes the traditional wankery round!

Did I just see a centipede on that plate

I know, right?
It was okay initially but went on a bit.
Random!

Anna looks great sans headband.(despite that cringe sketch)
Oh hes going to be tough. Looks like Gomez Addams younger brother.

So does 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

She looks fab.

That sounds rank.

Omg just make a risotto. And conceal it

I'm afraid anything with foam looks to me as though someone’s hoiked up on it (sorry)

It looks like cuckoo spit

Exactly