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Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 18:45

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

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littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:41

Another mum.

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:43

Stop with the “we”

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 19:43

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:40

Any chef that says “we are cooking “ needs 10 points deducted for being an idiot

Agree. Like 'duh' id hope ya are

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CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:44

A uni housemate developed a shellfish allergy in his 30s. Very weird. Ignored it the 1st time, then it was serious enough to take note 2nd time, and they told him a 3rd time would probably lead to anaphylaxis! He now carries an epi-pen.

Anyway.... That looks nice on the plate. Not sure about in bed!

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:44

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:41

Another mum.

So we have the Mums of MasterChef providing all the recipes and now we have the Mums of the GBM growing all the vegetables and knitting all the props. It's like those poor mums in the 1970s sewing 40 000 sequins onto a slippy taffeta dress for Come Dancing.

Justice for the mums!

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:45

That’s a small amount

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:45

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:44

So we have the Mums of MasterChef providing all the recipes and now we have the Mums of the GBM growing all the vegetables and knitting all the props. It's like those poor mums in the 1970s sewing 40 000 sequins onto a slippy taffeta dress for Come Dancing.

Justice for the mums!

FREE THE MUMS

JaneJeffer · 24/02/2026 19:45

I’m getting really annoyed at the “boss chefs” tasting stuff and telling them it’s good then turning to the camera and saying it has no flavour. Why not tell them that in the first place?

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:46

Filming a short film is a new one for the GBM. More of this madness, please.

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 19:46

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:44

So we have the Mums of MasterChef providing all the recipes and now we have the Mums of the GBM growing all the vegetables and knitting all the props. It's like those poor mums in the 1970s sewing 40 000 sequins onto a slippy taffeta dress for Come Dancing.

Justice for the mums!

Yes, can’t remember who but sure somebody suggested doing a show with just the mums cooking - I think that would be great

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:46

Those black radish flowers do look rather elegant, I have to say.

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 19:47

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:46

Filming a short film is a new one for the GBM. More of this madness, please.

I knew you'd like that!

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littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:47

Who would guess that was James Bond themed apart from the martini

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:48

Air freshener 🤣

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 19:48

Did the little sauce jug have a bow tie?

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 19:48

A granny was mentioned (granted not in the usual way). Is that bingo!?

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EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:48

James Bond should be fish served with Beaujolais, at which point the waiter shoots you because he knows you're a Russian agent.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:48

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:47

Who would guess that was James Bond themed apart from the martini

No-one. Pretty and boozy could be any of a number of film franchises.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:49

One does not simply take food to the pass!

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 19:49

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:49

One does not simply take food to the pass!

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You shall not bring food to the pass!!

LaMarschallin · 24/02/2026 19:49

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 19:48

James Bond should be fish served with Beaujolais, at which point the waiter shoots you because he knows you're a Russian agent.

I said that to DH! 😄

LaMarschallin · 24/02/2026 19:51

Not sure the chef's mother's photo adds to the theme

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 24/02/2026 19:51

But.... Why fish in a W&G link?

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:52

What the heck is his mum photo doing in the meal

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 19:52

He’s a gonner

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