Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

Raging I've missed the entire week

Just watched last night's episode. Dull as ditchwater. Or dishwater.

Evening!

I'm afraid I'm starting on a negative note. I don't like Andi's outfit. Sorry. I want more glitter, glimmer, glamour and matching sparkly eyeshadow! 🤣

Evening, I’m not so keen on this one of Andi’s frocks either

Ugh, puffed wild rice

Well, thank god - they'll get their puffed rice maggots. They will be thrilled.

He really stopped them in the doorway to move one leaf/flower?

I'm really hungry but so far have not seen anything to drool over. Again

Oh good. Im missing the maggots!!!

Well, Corrin is ahead.

Is it me, or is there a lot of celeriac going on? I may have been so bored on the previous nights that it didn't register.....

Me neither. Its giving her mahousive boobage.
Forgot Catweazle is still on.

i think I'm too uncouth for all this. I don't want food to tell me a story. I just want it to sit there, smelling tantalizing and tasting delicious

I hate all this 'tell a story' or 'tell your journey' shit

Just cook a nice dinner and make it unusual, tasty, local, seasonal, inventive and look nice.

Is cuisson the cheffy word du jour? It keeps coming up on mc too.

Exactly. It all tries too hard.

Oh, come on! They had a fake-away during the pandemic, when the chef with 2 courses had COVID and had to literally phone it in! A posh kebab is fine.

And more bloody celeriac! Lol

Tommy Banks said it a couple of times last night. Nothing wrong with "cook".

Corrin's looked lovely. What I can see through the smoke.

If I was Elton John I think I’d be a bit offended at being portrayed as olive oil mousse and tofu ganache

I had to put sub-titles on to see Jon was adding fir oil, not fur oil

Meh, hes been called worse i bet.
I would like to live in a world where pre desserts exist.

Do lesbians and gays support miners?

Is that quite a known support avenue for miners?

Jon so hasn't been "inspired by Snow White." It was all he could come up with

They did back in the strikes apparently! I’ve watched Pride, it’s a fun film