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Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 18:45

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

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PotterHead1985 · 19/03/2026 13:04

Raging I've missed the entire week

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Fransgran · 19/03/2026 14:32

Just watched last night's episode. Dull as ditchwater. Or dishwater.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 19/03/2026 19:04

Evening!

I'm afraid I'm starting on a negative note. I don't like Andi's outfit. Sorry. I want more glitter, glimmer, glamour and matching sparkly eyeshadow! 🤣

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:11

Evening, I’m not so keen on this one of Andi’s frocks either

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:13

Ugh, puffed wild rice

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 19/03/2026 19:14

Well, thank god - they'll get their puffed rice maggots. They will be thrilled.

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:25

He really stopped them in the doorway to move one leaf/flower?

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:27

I'm really hungry but so far have not seen anything to drool over. Again

PotterHead1985 · 19/03/2026 19:28

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:13

Ugh, puffed wild rice

Oh good. Im missing the maggots!!!

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CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 19/03/2026 19:32

Well, Corrin is ahead.

Is it me, or is there a lot of celeriac going on? I may have been so bored on the previous nights that it didn't register.....

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 19:34

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:11

Evening, I’m not so keen on this one of Andi’s frocks either

Me neither. Its giving her mahousive boobage.
Forgot Catweazle is still on.

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:35

i think I'm too uncouth for all this. I don't want food to tell me a story. I just want it to sit there, smelling tantalizing and tasting delicious

likelysuspect · 19/03/2026 19:37

I hate all this 'tell a story' or 'tell your journey' shit

Just cook a nice dinner and make it unusual, tasty, local, seasonal, inventive and look nice.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 19:37

Is cuisson the cheffy word du jour? It keeps coming up on mc too.

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:38

likelysuspect · 19/03/2026 19:37

I hate all this 'tell a story' or 'tell your journey' shit

Just cook a nice dinner and make it unusual, tasty, local, seasonal, inventive and look nice.

Exactly. It all tries too hard.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 19/03/2026 19:39

Oh, come on! They had a fake-away during the pandemic, when the chef with 2 courses had COVID and had to literally phone it in! A posh kebab is fine.

CapabilityBrownsHaHa · 19/03/2026 19:40

And more bloody celeriac! Lol

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:42

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 19:37

Is cuisson the cheffy word du jour? It keeps coming up on mc too.

Tommy Banks said it a couple of times last night. Nothing wrong with "cook".

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 19:42

Corrin's looked lovely. What I can see through the smoke.

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:46

If I was Elton John I think I’d be a bit offended at being portrayed as olive oil mousse and tofu ganache

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:46

I had to put sub-titles on to see Jon was adding fir oil, not fur oil

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 19/03/2026 19:47

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:46

If I was Elton John I think I’d be a bit offended at being portrayed as olive oil mousse and tofu ganache

Meh, hes been called worse i bet.
I would like to live in a world where pre desserts exist.

likelysuspect · 19/03/2026 19:49

Do lesbians and gays support miners?

Is that quite a known support avenue for miners?

Fransgran · 19/03/2026 19:49

Jon so hasn't been "inspired by Snow White." It was all he could come up with

Sunbird24 · 19/03/2026 19:51

likelysuspect · 19/03/2026 19:49

Do lesbians and gays support miners?

Is that quite a known support avenue for miners?

They did back in the strikes apparently! I’ve watched Pride, it’s a fun film

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