Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

[PotterHead1985]

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

Plus a dish involving car keys and martinis could turn the banquet into a scene from Caligula. Susan George and Anthony Andrews could end up frolicking on a lazy Susan.

TBF it was useful, they were warning us about potential power cuts from just after MasterChef!

Sunshine on leith. Football song. Think he could link that

or perhaps not.

Not one of those restaurants where the choice is:

Lychees and cream
Toffee apple
Shop-bought ice-cream

That's 11 your time. Will you care?! At least it's after MC

No puddings at all

I used to live not so far from an all you can eat Chinese restaurant that had jelly & ice cream as the one and only dessert option. Was fab.

"Not too offensive"
Music to every chef's ears

I think for the purposes of this series they should turn that fecking ice--cream machine into HAL from 2001. Have it speak to them in a really creepy yet passive aggressive way.

'Did you want your ice-cream to freeze, Jun? I'm sorry about that.'

You’d just bring your own wouldn’t you?

So whilst hannah is clearly a very good cook, I get the impression she is not really gbm banquet material

Yer a chef Harry… ?

Harry potter. Why am I not surprised. Honestly to me a Scottish actor or scenes filmed in Scotland (but not specifically SET in scotland) are fierce loose connections

Actually made me laugh out loud 😃

Personality on a plate again! Who had that on their bingo card?

My personality on a plate. Pish off!!

'A pub dish.' Not even 'restauranty.' Oof.

Personality on a plate.

that’s me every night whilst screeching at a small child who has decided that food is better on the floor

personality on the floor

Orry seems to be almost mentoring Jun.

Don’t think jun has ever made a pudding. But he should have practiced more

Jeez jun

That looks like something you could buy in Marks and Spencer.

Yeah, I’m not seeing the link to the brief there either

Sure does

He’s lost it with this pudding