Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

[PotterHead1985]

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

I'd be so pleased to have that tart in a nice tea shop, but at a banquet...?

'More jam than frangipane' sounds like a newly-coined insult. 'That Keir Starmer, he's got more jam than frangipane.'

Cripes this cake is no better

I’d feel sorry for anyone having to pipe the writing on a load of these for the banquet…

Jesus she's well over

This is unnecessarily stressful - must be a better way to make these

This is stress!

And it looks good but not that spectacular.

Jeez how long over. 16 minutes over.

Is that the longest anyone has been over?

10 😂😂😂😂😂

I think so.

I think I can remember at least one situation where a chef had to let another chef go before them because they were having such a disaster.

All the puddings were dreadful

Ooh I vaguely remember that too.

I don't want to think about a wand having a great mouthfeel, thank you. This isn't MasterChef.

Ooh… bye Hannah

Well hannah is gone

'How are your buns?'

Andi auditioning for Carry On Cooking.

See you at master chef. 🙌🙌

Hopefully I'll stay awake for MC 🤞

There was nothing from Scotland that could get to the banquet

Just on the train home (went for drinks and a pie-based dinner after work). Sounds "interesting".... I've recorded it, so may put it on double speed and slow down for the important bits.

Evening!

I really like Katherine Parkinson but does she truly count as a film person?

I think this is a bit of a one-horse race