Hooray, it's nearly Spring (2026,) and it's getting a bit warmer! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **No spoilers please.**

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Following on from the last thread...

Carl is still awful.

Mal is dreadful.

Bernie is panicking.

Ma Driscoll is horrendous.

Kit is still fit.

Ronnie and Kevin's new double act is quite entertaining!

Debbie is still in prison.

Hope is still as cheeky as ever.

Brian has lost one of his favourite books!

It's all happening in t'street

I am sure there is more.......

So Amy and Ollie are cousins ?

That's why Ma Driscoll is going to push Lauren with Ollie .

They didn't need to show Sam actually being sick. It's so gross & unnecessary when they show it. I first remember it being shown back in 1981 in Brideshead Revisited when Lord Sebastian Flyte threw up in Charles' room. I've had to look away ever since.

I fastforwarded Sam when he started saying he felt ill, so didn't know he'd actually been sick.

The dog shit storyline is so hideous and unnecessary. Is it supposed to show what a psycho Jodie is? We already know!

I think Carl will definitely have to die, whether it's on 23 April or not. Because I can't see any other way of him paying for his crimes and he can't be redeemed now.

I think Theo may die too. Todd does presumably still have the option of using that camera footage but he doesn't seem prepared to use it.

There is too much Ma Driscoll drama to come, not just Will and Megan but also Ben/Jim for it to fit in before then I think.

Is Sam really ill or is this a cunning ruse to be alone in the flat

Not sure why this plot has become all about him

He held up a strip of tablets with one missing, I assume the sickness was due to that. The tablets he bought off the internet to increase his brainpower, whatever they were.

Oh the ADHD stuff that he needs for revising even though exams are months away

You would think he'd be the type of boy who would tell others how stupid it was to buy that type of thing from the internet, rather than be the one doing it.

and all because Meghan Trainer nicked his essay

Surely Sam didn't hand write his essay? Was it Lily who said they do school work on laptops these days (or did I see it on another soap, the dross sometimes merges together).
Is it too much to hope for a team crash?

I think the essays were typed and then printed out. Daniel was reading paper copies (in the Rovers of course, ever the professional). So presumably Sam had a copy on his laptop, the only problem that it was 'not submitted on time' because Megan stole the paper copy. (But I don't pay that much attention to Sam as he's boring so I may be wrong.)

How shocked are we all going to be when something happens to Adam's new car, courtesy of Jodie.

Corrie is tediously transparent these days.

I’m glad Todd did fight back a bit

the timing was weird, was it at lunchtime or evening, Todd is working and Theo is like a spoilt child

does Summer still have the flat?

Todd should ask George to pay his wages to another account and move out away from Theo

I thought Ma Driscoll hated Lauren. Why is she being pally with her now?

What a pile of !
Seriously, does anyone have any idea where the Jodie and David The Dog fouling story is going??
He is just an innocent wee pooch!
Could it be for National Dog Fouling Awareness Week 2026?
Could Jodie be murdered on 23 April because of this?
Who knows🙄

So we've had David Dog weeing on the tyre and the a bag of his shit deposited on the bonnet. As you say @1reason what a pile of shit.🙄

Jim is getting a quick funeral (so he is). Round here it's 4-5 weeks.

Because if as we all suspect, Steve and Ben have the same father, Amy would be Ollie's cousin, so Lauren is suddenly the lesser of two evils.

I think.

I know Sam has issues, and who can blame him, but one late essay, would it really stop him speaking to Leanne or Roy about his serious concerns about Will, I can see why he wouldn’t speak to Nick

and Toddles should be singing Go on and go, walk out the door

Yeah that would make sense but even so, she absolutely hated Lauren. Mind you, she hates anyone with “her boys”

Yes I wonder also, if Ma Driscoll is suddenly fawning over Lauren because she knowns her grandson Ollie - and Amy - are first cousins?.....

Ben is handing out pints on the house now, as well as Ma Driscoll. 🙄 Happens a lot on Corrie. In 50-odd years of life, and some 35+ years of going into pubs I have NEVER been given a drink 'on the house' by the landlord or any bar staff. Not even when it was my birthday.

Theo has gone off one one again, and thrown a strop, and slept in the car YAWWWN! 😴 'Me and you are over' he said to Todd. They'll be back together within the week. Can Todd just kill him?! 💀

The dog poo story is ludicrous. 💩 What's with the dog poo on Adam's car?!

Lauren and Betsy looked really nice. So did Amy.

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So who’s the mystery man Alyia spoke to? About time they gave her an interesting storyline her and Adam are boredom personified

Except he won’t survive lol

I did say all of this !

Fuck sake Todd, just let it go.

I know because I read it online. Dont understand why yet but time will tell. Won’t spoil it. I don’t think it’s that interesting either just yet.