EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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Wrong thread @the80sweregreat
Come on, we'll see ourselves out 😂

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was meant for the apprentice ! Sorry 😁

Now, getting EE mixed up with ‘ the apprentice ‘
Lord Alan would have sussed out Jasmine .!!

The only part I liked of this episode was Chrissie telling Kat what a fool she's been (oh and Chrissie's fake crying!) The rest of it was dire, and showed what a poor actor Jake is, when he was up against Chrissie (who is magnificent).

Max getting it wrong yet again. Ian being smug. Elaine being very annoying and her wig going awry. We've seen it all before.

E laine was a tad unbearable, but I can see why they were all upset. Poor boys though
I guess that L isn’t the bride after today’s debarcle!

There's plenty of time for Max to shuffle around making it up to Linda! But I hope she isn't The Bride.

Admittedly I only had half an eye on last night's episode as I was busy, but I thought the Chrissie scenes with Kat were like something out of Dynasty in the 1980s! Maybe that's what they were aiming for😄

As for Honey's constant fanning, talk about unsubtle. It was like a klaxon went off - PERIMENOPAUSE STORY INCOMNG!

I do sometimes wonder why I still watch EE...😂

Its got to the point where I almost only watch it for you guys making me laugh.

I'm not sure I'd watch if not for this thread! Chrissie (Alexis) made the scenes bearable but Jake and Kat were feeding out ridiculous lines like it was Acorn Antiques.

Next week looks so dire I really might not watch. Wake me up when Jasmine's gone!

Yesterday's episode was so dull I had to fast forward chunks of it.

I love the way we now think Mark is gay because he is immune to Priya 😂

If he's immune to Oscar he's definitely not gay 😆

Even if he is gay he's too old for Oscar (Mark Jnr is 29/30 )

But Mark can be immune to Priya because she's trouble (tried it on with Nish , remember <not envy , her FIL !! ) but it doesn't seem OffLimits in Eastenders .
Maybe she's not his type .
I'd step over Max Branning to get some pins to stick in my eyes

To Max an 11 year age gap would not even register 😆
Mark can admire Oscar's charms but I hope Oscar wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

I've concluded that Mark is just a really bad actor. For the character to be gay he would actively need to act not interested in Priya and I feel that at the same time as saying words that would be pushing it to say the least.

Thank god for this thread, EE is so boring at the moment that my mind goes wandering off when I'm watching so I come on here to find out what happened. Hoping that once the Jasmine story is over it all gets better but then again if Zoe hadn't got Jasmine to go on about will it be that bloody cat again.

What is happening to Stacey's house?

I agree @Alucard55 Mark could not speak words and produce a facial expression other than 'grrrr' at the same time. He's only designed for anger. If they do ever pair him up I doubt he will be able to summon up any chemistry!

@Ohitsatiara oh no, Zoe can witter on about MySon (soon to arrive).

Oh no I didnt realise MySon was still on the agenda, I thought finding MyDautter would have been enough. Never mind I'm sure that all the other storylines going on at the moment will make up for it

please can someone twat Ian really hard and wipe that smug expression of his back to the past where it/he belongs. Its just decade after decade of the same. In real life someone would have done him a serious injury by now.

When Phil put Ian’s head down the toilet , the fans sll cheered! He did bully him, but because it was Ian ,he got a pass that time! I think Ian is a great character because we all love to hate him.

Did Priya not pick pocket Mark's jacket, I was packing so only have watching, but she spilled her drink and next thing was standing at the bar smirking. I assumed she had taken something from his coat.
I properly hate E Laine and Peacocks Palace!

I don't think she did anything other than spill the drink, which got them to agree to having a drink with her. Before that they had refused, and she wanted an excuse to get to know him. It was just a quite awkwardly done scene.

Oooh, I quite like Mark , he has good facial expressions . Not as much as Oscar , but he can be a bit OTT though he's quirky.

He reminds me a bit of Christian (Jane Beales brother)

Me too re Christian, maybe that's why I keep wondering if he's gay.

Telling Priya will be ravis downfall
She won't be able to comprehend the seriousness of the situation, without doubt she will ,make things worse ,tho probably not intentionally
As for Bee ...I got as far in to the episode where max was telling Lauren it was Louie bullying olly ..and bee listening in ..ugh I switched of haven't finished watching..it's getting predictable now
I'd quite like lines and max together with Annie and Olly ,and that buzzy bee is going to ruin things
Wish she would buzz off and take jasmine with her
Also have wondered if mark is gay ,and also reminds me of Christian from years back ..Janes brother..
The fact he's not been after any women on the square,or mentioned any girlfriends...can't really see him with anyone at the minute