Glasto 2025 anyone?

[Jellykat]

Anyone fancy joining me?

English teacher reminding me a little of 'The Slits' ...

Can’t work out if he’s pissed, stoned or it’s part of the ‘act’, also concerned that if he spills it he may plunge Glastonbury into darkness!

We’re off to watch some of the stuff we missed earlier. 1975 are sending us to sleep 🤷🏻‍♀️Adored Alanis - totally smashed it!!!

I'm now very stoned and loving Four Tet, who I'd never heard of until tonight. That’s what I love about Glastonbury!

Exactly what I am thinking especially with a pint in his hand 😳

Yes, he comes across as quite image-obsessed.

Probably bad that the only time I've perked up so far was that snippet of I Want it That Way 😁

I really liked CMAT. Loved Biffy Clyro. Not fussed on the 1975.

Not stoned, but 100% agree re Four tet, fab!

Give Loyle Carner on the Other Stage a listen if you haven’t heard him before. Very mellow rap, good storytelling about his life, his dad, being a father. Such a talent and brilliant to see him headlining

I'm glad you said that. I thought so too.

He reminds me of Shane MacGowan with teeth.

Their set isn't grabbing me, so I'm off to bed. I'll catch up with some of today's acts tomorrow.

My nephew really likes them. Bit mainstream (X factor) for me tbh!

Would prefer Madonna 🤩

My spaniels back leg is twitching in his sleep and it looks like he’s twerking to Four Tet

It sort of is. She's very theatrical and her latest album was performed on the west end as a theatre production.

It's all a bit poseur tbh! Can't really take him seriously.

Prob a fake stage cigarette and a glass of fizzy juice.

Shane MacGowan with teeth.... He wishes RampantIvy !!

I like thinking of Taylor Swift's 'Smallest Man Who Ever Lived' when watching Matty Healy. Puts his self-aggrandising ego right into perspective.

FFS, now he's saying with no hint of irony that he's the best songwriter of his generation. I bet he's unbearable to know.

@RampantIvy Shane McGowan with teeth

Superb. Absolutely superb

Must be ironic surely? He's putting it on!

I'd like to think so but I'm not at all sure he isn't just a prize wombat

You're joking??? 🙄

lol @ fake cig and fizzy juice

Sadly not.

Its uncomfortable to watch him shaking, talking shit and trying to smoke..

English Teacher, Wet Leg and Self Esteem have been my highlights so far. Heartening to see such girl power, just what’s needed right now. Fallow season for Glasto next year but really want to take my kids the year after.

Now, after the song, he’s said he didn’t mean it, although he’d said at the start of that wordy bit that he was going to be sincere in that section.

Perhaps someone has had a quiet word in his earpiece.