EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

It’s been surreal for ages hasn’t it eastie !
I agree.

So, this week it’s all about Lauren and Peter.
.. I always say I won’t bother watching , but I always do
lol
They have all done well at the tv soap awards, but it’s not on tv until Thursday apparently

I enjoyed today’s episode. Michelle Collins is sometimes a bit off but she was really good in her scene with Peter.

Now Ian’s suddenly in Australia with Sharon and Michelle!

I feel a bit annoyed that Peter and Lauren’s relationship is going to fall apart as a result of Jimmy’s diagnosis. I’d have liked to see them grow together as a real partnership facing this unexpected challenge. Peter really stepping up at a tough time would have made him a lot more interesting.

Yeah, I bet Sharon Albie and Michelle are having a ball over in Oz! Lol
Pe ta is doing my head in ( as they say on EE )
Another idiot

Oh god! Lauren and Zack . Not a good idea and she’s only just post partum too ..
Whete does she get the energy ?

I quite like the idea of Lauren and Zack as a couple, but not when she's about 3 weeks post partum!

She is much better suited to Zack though than to Pe ta.

We are binging The Power of Parker. Nish is a comedy copper in episode 4

Zack is her FIL (to Be) ex wifes half brother .
I know they like to Keep In In The Family in the Square .
Maybe they think this is enough removed

I was just thinking how much they like to keep it in the faahm-lee on the Square @70isaLimitNotaTarget 😂
Lauren and Zack was always hinted at, Peat-ah is a plonker.

Watching Peter’s emotional abuse of Lauren is so difficult - it would be nice if for once Eastenders had no storylines involving toxic couple dynamics!

Lauren shouldn’t have gone back with him. They were never that happy before let alone now.
Zack is another mess , probably best she leaves him alone too, but she probably won’t!

Lauren seemed to go back to Pe Ta because it was easiest. She has never loved him. He idolises her when he isn't with her but when they are together it's constantly uneasy. She is much better matched with Zack, but they are both a mess!

Wow, just seen yesterday’s. So Lauren is just over 2 weeks PP? Probably still bleeding from giving birth, breastfeeding so sore nipples-I don’t think I wanted to be touched for months afterwards, let alone hopping into bed with someone just off the back of a natural birth with no pain relief (from what I remember?)!

Well done Eastenders 👏🏻, another realistic storyline

I just googled and Jimmy was born on 7 May, so it's actually 4 weeks. But still. I know that once you see a couple kiss it usually = shagging, but I am hoping that isn't the case this time!

I've just read that James Bye and his wife have sold their "forever home" and now live in a caravan, with their four kids.

That's the sad face headline, but they are living in a caravan while they build their own home in the field (very Grand Designs!)

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/a64944314/eastenders-james-bye-life-change/

Good for them and it will be a challenge, but whenever I see the sentence ‘ forever home’ it makes me cringe.

Must be nice having one built to spec though!

Oh my good lord! Pe tah the plank wants custody of his boys because stressed out Lauren asked for a drink ..
Next week Elaine finds out George sloped off to see his ex Sabrina .. At Christmas time .. who is she again ? Juniors mum ? I don’t remember her being mentioned before now ? Might not have paid attention though!
Felix was funny today with his cardboard coffin and the fight was good .. rest was meh
( the private hospital looked rougher than the NHS one they usually go to as well lol)

Crikey, Peat-ah is definitely a chip off the old block isn't he!

It's Kat and Alfie's wedding next week (yawn).

Oh in that case, I might be busy next week, watching paint dry...

The wedding is going to be a bit of a disaster apparently, but then she is marrying the man who always messes up.
Fancy Kat wanting ‘ divorce money ‘from Phil Mitchell’s trusty safe when they were married for a few months or something! His going soft and he paid up.
It’s not on next Monday due to football 🥱
On Friday instead ( 13th)!

I love the business deals on EE. Hardly ever involve a lawyer these days and all with one piece of paper.
At least Phil had the dependable Ritchie or the other man to do his dodgy dealings /business deals etc.
This limo guy just had the ‘ bunny ‘ chat.