MAFS UK Thread 17 into the reunion we go with Denim flaps and narky cysts Walsall love and Ross's fists Lack of bras and static faces No two here are going places

[TitsInAbsentia]

Full acknowledgement to @murasaki for the title
Previous one here here

Adam has fluffed up his lid and looks better

I will be honest, I am really struggling to figure who is in the right here. All of this is completely out of the blue.

Mmm so Shanon thinks Ryan was negging her? The comments about weight was concern that she wasn't eating enough ? Not sure on that one. He might just have been concerned.

To be fair, holly is being panned on socials media

I think Shannon is bonkers

Holluh is probably worse than polpot, if not by much, so I'm surprised others have joined forces with her.

I'm so glad I went and cleaned the kitchen rather than listen to Holly's shite. If she's raised concerns about coercive control why have they been made to sit together. This is not right. And he's not even disputing it. Why would she bring it to the coach if she didn't feel safe. Very sensible girl

Charlene must have kept all of her talking allowance for the reunion. She has never spoken as much as tonight.

I really dislike the girl, but I feel a bit sorry for her now. Holluh is absolutely horrible

Oh she turned off comments a while back because she was getting slated.

Alex tried to step in and tell people to “be kind” and back off, but he was quickly reminded that Holly didn’t show that same courtesy to Hannah!

Sacha looks like a pantomime fairy

WTF was the deal with wobble head and bin boy? So confused!

Time filler

Amys new nickname barbie bumhole. Theres a toy NOT to buy for the kids 😆

I wonder how much time Ross has to spend at Chateau Ming during the week.

A lot of how a comment like that is taken will depend on the individual's perception. He may have said A, B or C. And she may have heard E, D or F, it happens all the time. There's literally no knowing.

Well Mattel did have that unfortunate link on their recent toy, so who knows!

Id love to give Sacha a make under

She's so pretty with an amazing figure

She doesn't need the cheeks/lips and wig

Sacha looks like she’s got a mop on her head. Why?? She had quite nice hair.

I don’t understand why everyone thought Shannon was attractive.

It's sounds like she thought he was negging her..her evidence for this was he made a joke about it being a holiday romance and mentioned her weight..I assumed she meant he was implying she was fat or something but no, she was taking antibiotics and not eating anything and he was concern about her health. They had a row about shoe laces and she left.

🤣🤣. Bumhole Barbie. Comes with a white dress, a black dress and a sausage dog. (And there's mould on the corner of the box)

What's wrong with taking 5 minutes to stop an argument from escalating and getting nasty?

🤣🤣🤣 pitch it now! Could be next year's best seller.

Letting Holluh of the hook is one of the worst things those three idiots have done. For fucking fuck's sake.

Is Ross an actual lizard with all of that creepy tongue stuff. I don't like him.

@Grandmasswagbag thank you but I'm still none the wiser!!!! Where did the story come from that bin boy bit her?