MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

[Dillite2]

At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I'd rather move to Warsaw than Walsall.

You know we all need these
https://www.prettylittlething.com/shape-vintage-wash-extreme-split-detail-jeans.html

They look appalling on the model!

😂

I think you need 11_13 pieces....

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Bah...didn't quite work 🤣

28 bought today...am eyeing you all very suspiciously...clearly you all are desperate for those flaps of denim to gather at your inner thighs 🤨

Amazed those split side jeans are on sale! Surely they must be flying off the shelves even at full price ?

Just catching up on last night. Amy's got more front than Blackpool. Smug little 'I thought it was a compliment' grin about Adam's lingerie comments but if her partner Luke had suggested she might look sexy she'd have screeched that it wasn't a porn film and stropped off. Madness.

Only still watching for the chat on here, which is infinitely better than the programme itself.

Had to do a bit of a catch up, as I missed the end of last week. Holluh is a ridiculous person. Such a judgy bosom hoiking bully with her "feelings" that need to be shared, when they really don't!!!!

Never seen so much bad acting as Barbie and Gaston agreeing to put their rings back on. The producers were clearly desperate for them to stay in the show.

PolPot is a savage brute with an occasional soft side. She and Shitlid are not even remotely compatible. Why did she persist with him, when he said time and time again that he can't be arsed. Their joint behaviour at the dinner party was grim and she turned into an absolute fish wife again. Why can't Shitlid pronounce narcissist? How the fuck did the producers persuade Shitlid to do the final ceremony????!!!!!

For the love of the goddess, they need to wear bras or tit tape or something that holds their breasts somewhere other than around their armpits with their nipples pressing through the fabric.

I forsee Nafe getting loads of work post show. He kept his nose clean and looks lovely.

I dreamt about Polpot last night. Even in my dream she was shouting like a fish wife.

Quite disturbing really - the fact I dreamt about her .. not the swearing 🤣

Who do people think will say yes at final vows? Can't see Amy, Polly or Adam saying yes. I think the other two couples will.

I think only Nathan and Lacey will say yes...

Yes to Polly treating the dinner party as an audition for Eastenders.

Think Polly, Adam and Amy will say no. Luke will go first and say yes then Amy will dash his dreams. He'll do well on the nightclub circuit though so will recover in about 5 mins.

Sasha will have a meltdown forcing Ross to agree to move in order to say yes. Ross will subsequently come to his senses, not move and they'll split.

Nathan and Lacey will both say yes but there'll be predictable moments of peril throughout the vows to up the tension

Trying to catch up, mainly with the threads as they're far more entertaining. Love the title @Dillite2 , do we have to make our own BP badges?

All this talk of narky cysts and (denim) flaps, I thought I'd wandered off to Sporner's Corner by mistake. Although this program probably is quite similar to zit popping videos in that we're watching with fascinated horror! 😂

Hang on. Is there another dinner party post vows on Wednesday ? Is everyone back ? Bets on Hannah walking in with Ryan ...

I don't think Amy wants Adam, she just likes the fact that he likes her more than he likes his own 'wife'.

Amy is a shit stirrer. She winds Polly up and watches her go.

Watched this afternoon. My favourite thing was Shitlid's narc-o-sist then Lacey eventually correcting him and him not caring. He's awful, Polpot is awful and for one with such a big mouth she clearly hasn't got much in the way of self-esteem.

I found it interesting that they'd only had sex three times. Not that interesting but Polpot was definitely attempting to make it seem as though there was more sex than that.

Amy is a shit-stirrer but go Amy. Someone needs to light the touch paper.

The ixperts have decided to forget that Ross has anger issues. No change there.

Nathan sort of came into his own. I liked the way he dealt with the narc argument and rearranged the seating. I hope he really is a decent bloke in real life and if he isn't then he's a damn fine actor to keep up the front for two months. Go Nathan.

I don't believe that any of the relationships with last no matter what is said at final ceremony. I include Nathan and Lacey because he's too lovely to be landed with her awful mother and sister.

Most disturbing 😂

Can't wait for this awful awful show to end. Where did they find these awful trashy people??
Way too many episodes and clearly all couples except Nate and Lacey have been bribed to stay in or staying for the airtime. Sick to death of the same pointless arguments and shouting at the TV to just break up and leave already!
Wayward tits, missing bras, fake tan, plumped lips, bad skin, fake teeth, cheap stupid slaggy idiots.
Might need a long break before embarking on new series of MAFS NZ and love triangle AUS.

I don't think that Sasha doesn't want to move because she can't be away from her parents. She doesn't live at home now and has lived away from them. She was all in for moving to Manchester until the first big row. Since then he has become worse and more aggressive in throwing things, so she is scared to move and be on her own with only him and his family around.
I can't really blame her for putting the brakes on the move until he sorts his anger problem out. Or her parents for wanting her to stay close by.

Are Shitlid and Polpot really going into final vows after last night's mega row and flounce? (Just catching up)

I feel only Nafe and Lace will both say yes.
Others all no hope.

Last time MAFSNZ was on, E4 only broadcast ONE episode, then I had to watch the rest on All4, which was a shame as couldn't have a thread running at the same time.
And it was an old series, the first one, I think.
It was very good though!
Hope this one is shown in full on E4 and is more current.

PerfectYear321

"Anyway, I think Amy fancies Shitlid"

Interesting, because I think Adam fancies Amy!