MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

That episode made my blood boil!
Why are the women allowed to talk to the men like shit and nothing is done about it?! It was the same with Richelle and Orson.

Polly called him a prick, a cunt, a narcissist. Told him to fuck off several times. If it was the other way round people would have something to say about that.

Gaston was very wet sticking up for Polly. Don't be stupid, Gaston...Amy is not going to like you more because you're on Polly's side. Anyway, I think Amy fancies Shitlid.

I think they may get charged less on import tax for clothing the moths have been at

I think that daddy wmd mummy ming knows what steroids do to people and are rightly worried about her.
If he had been stable I don't think it would have been a big discussion appart from her needing to be close enough to her buisness.
I would like to see them work out but understand why if Sasha says no.

I think that prima facie it’s bang out of order for Sacha to want Ross to move nearer to her when he has a daughter. I was absolutely shocked by it initially, BUT after hearing about his temper I can see why she doesn’t want to end up feeling isolated alone with his outbursts in Manchester, and I don’t think she drives.

That said, if you feel that way about a man you’re best just either ending the relationship or continuing it on a “long distance” basis for the foreseeable - and it’s hardly even that much of a distance.

I don’t think it would be fair to his child to ask him to move. They should go their separate ways. Ross has had a good edit but he’s clearly got a nasty aggressive streak and yeah Sacha is no angel but it doesn’t take away from the fact that she has good reason to feel unsafe around him.

The men too! God knows where they dragged this lot up from. The Australian version is so much better

What a shit show that dinner party was tonight , but " narcy cyst " has me cackling 😂😂😂😂

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Do we know how frequently Ross sees his daughter?

Sasha said weekly in an interview.

Just caught up. Don’t fucking call me a narkissst 😂

I'm still recovering from Nathan seemingly knowing what a narcissist is, being able to pronounce it AND joining the conversation (albeit briefly).

He's such a sweetheart but I couldn't put up with the vacancy between his ears.

I've slashed some giant triangular cut outs from my own 1995 wedding dress, ready for tonight's broadcast. I've dug out my ROID necklace, the mott laowf is on standby and DH is going to the barbers for a shitlid.

I think Polly is so upset because she thinks MAFS is a competition and you 'win' by getting through to the end. Remember at the beginning of the final dinner party when she raised a toast to "congratulate" those round on the table for "being the final four" couples.

Unfortunately her very individual seduction techniques ( demanding sex, demanding PDA, demanding "words of affirmation", calling him a loser, a cunt, a liar, a narcissist) have not worked on Shitlid, and she's having to face the fact that she is not winning MAFS.

Call me a cynic but I think the Polly dominated dinner party last night was (in her mind) her audition reel for East Enders or any soap with vacancies.

Yes, we have laboured long on this @murasaki . It is a whole body of work, albeit a body wearing tacky as hell fashion accidents.

From what I’ve seen of her Instagram she seems pretty pleased with how she came across.

How can she possibly think that??!?

This thread is no spoilers, isn’t it, I’ve realised. Some posters don’t like reference to social media - I’m sorry. I’d suggest going to look at her Instagram if you’re interested!

My takeout from last night's episode - run, Adam, run.

I think Sasha is out of order wanting him to move away from his daughter. If you're scared of the the man why are you still in the show at all? Don't be with a violent man.

I am not invested in any of them at all. Going to try the NZ version next week and hopefully it's similar to aus.

Is Sasha really scared of Ross?
Last week's commitment ceremony she cowered at the far end of the couch, then 2 mins later was tucked up in Ross's armpit on the sofas looking like the cat who got the cream.
Does not compute.

Your inner cynic speaks to mine, I agree. She sees herself as a new Kat Slater. I most definitely do not.

argh, catching up .

Polly is such a nasty piece of work. I can’t stand her. Vile, foul mouthed and not an inch of class.

😂 I’m just picturing your viewing outfit @Poetics 😂😂

Her inability to understand why someone doesn't want to leave their daughter and move to WAR-SAW is peak madness.