MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

[Dillite2]

At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

She outdid herself then. There is no way I would say yes to continuing with her.

Lacey had split jeans on then

Predictions for the ceremonies?

I think they might alll say to stay as they are so dysfunctional and fame hungry 😂

All bar Lacey and Nafe "leave". Anything else would be criminal.

@woodlandtrees the flaps are doing the rounds.

@Dillite2 great gif! Spot on.

This is going to be a boring episode

Nafe and Lacey stay, Sacha and Ross stay, Pol and Shitlid = leave. Not sure about Gaston and Amy, I think she might cling on for a bit more fame.

WHY can't they just do long distance and see how it goes?

Surely nobody other than Lacey and Nathan will say yes

Awww. Gaston has his own John Longbelly to hump.

Picture of me in my beautiful new pretty little home outfit.

We are all getting Blue Peter badges at the end right?

Have also concluded that Pol has got very confused over words of affirmation

It's 90 minutes apart! That's like another country for Yam Yams.

She went to Performers but that seems to have disappeared from her bio now

(Shitlid exits stage left, followed by a bare titted Polpot, demanding PDA.)

Pleeeeease someone tell me what PDA is.

Oh, it's Lace's turn to air out her flaps

More split jeans Gawd

Public Display of Affection.

Lacey in polpot's trousers!

Has Classy Lace been at the pies, or is that just an awful outfit?

Public displays of affection. Or touching someone up you don't fancy and don't really want to touch according to Pol Pot

Public Display of Affection

Oops forgot to stop watching as the thread is more entertaining

I think
Polpot shit lid no no
Gaston Amy yes no
Nafe Lacey yes yes
Ross Sasha no (because no one wants to move to Walsall) no (daddy Ming is magnetic)