MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I'd bloody love it if they turned up to the reunion together, can you imagine HolPots' faces?

I think Nafe is smart, keeps to himself, doesn't rise to any bait or get involved in any nonsense. Also isn't he an engineer? So he can't be stupid.

I predict that the reunion will reveal PolPot as a RADA trained thespian and her next role will either be at the Globe or behind the bar at the Queen Vic.
"You've led me on, you've fucked me about and you've pissed me right off"
Was inspired

Yup, he's not stupid. I wonder if he'll get modelling offers. Can't imagine he'll get many podcast offers 😁

Thou hast fucketheth me about, thou knave!

I want Luke to say nahhhh. He won’t though, because it wouldn’t fit his narrative. But I would very much like to see him deliver some home truths.

Out, damn c*t !

I'm now imagining Gaston quoting all the filth in Shakespeare, thinking it will enrapture Amy.

He'd have some fun with taming of the shrew

I suspect we'll see full on shrew tonight.

But of.course we will make our own in true BP fashion. Can't exactly order them from TeTeTeMooooooo (we will leave that to producers to order next year's lot?).

You missed the faaack ooooorfff! 😆

Moat Loff

Yeah I think this is more likely the real reason. But the answer to that is to end the relationship, or just do long distance for a while. Not ask someone to move away from their child.

And then act all offended when they don't

I meant to ask earlier but forgot. Did someone call their partner a cunt last night? Well by someone I'm assuming Pol or Shitlids. I think I saw it mentioned but I didn't see/hear it which is probably because I was watching the afternoon version.

Yes, Polpot did.

It was Pol Pot.

Why is it "polpot!!?"

I will be back after Bake-Off and will catch up!

On until 10.25? Gawd.

@HeadacheEarthquake named after the dictator.

As in Pol Pot, the Cambodian mass-murdering leader.

Dictator, Google him

Here we go. So much excitement.