MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Polly, you are the reason for all your misery. You and no one else.

I'd quite like to see Emma doing a cameo on MIC.

These two could generate an argument in a vacuum

What's with the aversion to bras, it can't be comfy.

God these arguments with Pol and Shitlid are tiresome.

Honestly are Sacha and Ross just going to act like nothings happened? The only authenticity is the dragging realisation about how shit some of the marriages have gone. Oh Pol Pot and Shitlid run away. No Pol you don't need to stop using it you need to stop embarrassing yourself and go home. How many floors are they up? Too high to drop, roll and run out the window I'm assuming

Polly always wears the absolute worst clothes. Is she blind?

Because the free tat dresses they get aren't bra friendly

Wot is Mel wearing?!!

Blimey, Charlene's earrings are mahoosive!

She's come dressed as an IKEA ceiling lamp.

At least the girls are contained. Unlike most of the others.

Lacey's dress is not flattering, she looks like a quality street.

Somehow i think they're not burning them, seventies feminist style.

'Fact they are together that's a good sign' setting the baseline there

Not good for the ear lobes

Ha brilliant!😂

How do you keep your modesty in check in such a short dress Amy ? 🤣

This one

Ooh, lingerie gate.

At least Nathan has made an effort, come dressed as James Bond in his tux!

What dress? It's too small for me to see

She hasn't got any modesty

Blimey, Nafe actually having views.

How is that compliment though? Have any of these women have ever heard an actual compliment in their lives?