MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

[Dillite2]

I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

They're just immature

I'm a few episodes behind but Luke reminds me of Joe Goldberg from " You"

I'm a few episodes behind but Luke reminds me of Joe Goldberg from " You"

Right?

What does it matter who’s she’s hooked up with? The relationships are already over!

Brilliant! Kieran could be a gnome

I hate it when ads use my favourite songs and ruin them! Just seen the M&S one.

Hollah is like a Chihuahua on steroids.

This is why I felt zero sympathy for Holly when Alex was telling her about herself! everyone going on about Alex but look at how this trash of a woman is dragging other women.

Pure Foolishness. Sorry my “Hackney” has come out and lost my composure 😅

I suppose it's like the unspoken rule of not dating your friend's ex. Except none of them are friends, so crack on I say.

It's very Dog in the Manger
I don't want you but no-one else can have you

It's just ridiculous. This behaviour just reinforces the ridiculous notion of men and women always wanting to shag each other and being unable to just hang out. It's toxic.

Exactly! Just playing up for the cameras as usual! 🙄

That M&S one where the kid empties all the baubles down the stairs? I'd be raging!

As if anyone wants to steal any of their awful husbands.

Or even real exes

Has Lacy got a love bite on her tiddy

More like a rottweiler. Or an XL bully...

It's the quickest bang.

Stay classy, Holluh.

What's the problem with Hannah meeting up with Ryan?

Stop it, Hollie.

There's nothing to apologise for? I can't with this shit. I really can't.

What’s the name of the gurning one with the tattoos and the pleather?

😅😅

I actually couldn’t give a shit what Holly thinks.

Sorry where is the duty of care?