MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Poor Hannah

While sre they sending her in for the firepit ?

I would go in holding an open flame. The fear of melting would keep them away.

So I guess Alex is in military jail during this?

So weird they're all missing

I'd forgotten about lipsed.

Hannah should just take a run and jump at Holly’s head.

Shannon's face

Why did Hannah agree to this bit?

Holluh's face reminds me of the blob fish

Hannah has some balls! No way would I go in there!

What the hell is Holly's issue?

That was rude Hollie

High kick

Hollie trash. Utter trash.

I really dislike Holluh. She's so rough

Holluh is a thug

Did they offer Hannah a bonus for turning up?

Hollie is a pantomime villain

Hannah - how much were you paid to deliver the melodrama?

Hollie is rather prickly.

The adverts are so weird and mixed
Baby milk, then other times the Love Honey advent calendar!
They know their audience!

Jeez Holluh is poisonous

Holly thinks she’s such a “boss bad bitch”

The reality is she’s a childish, uncouth, mouthy moron

Appearing on a stage as the Wicked Bitch with Gaston as Prince Perving in an 'adult' panto near you!

I never understand the anger about people meeting up once they're out of the show