MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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Get yam Ming on

Thank you @TriangleLight .

😂 yes honestly I think when I was in secondary school Drama we went to Birmingham to watch a play and right outside was a man weeing in broad day light. Plus what I seen on TV and the brash harsh accent was intimidating to me.

Scarey down south? Very chill people driving our tractors around 😂

Yes her parents probably want her to match with someone local or someone who is willing to fit in their family and make all the sacrifices and they make 0.

Omg hahahahaa rural rural wales 😂
Yes if it was ritual then more sheep then people around here.

20 hours on......and I'm still laughing hard about Gaston and his backfiring "pre-glow up" comment.

Casper moved to Hampshire he isn't originally from there. I think he is from up North.

Oh yes and Emma was from Bristol!!! Sorry excuse me I forgot all this.

@WonTheCup yes, I don't think she was looking for honesty about glow ups and moldy ceilings!!!! I don't think she was being entirely honest either about just having had her teeth and lips done - but maybe it is just other people's honesty that she is worried about 😂.

I was glad that Gaston stood up for himself. Us women should take a leaf out of his and Kieran's books. As soon as we see the red flag we say "nah. I'm out of here."

I think Mattel should put Bad Barbie/Evil Barbie into production.

I wondered if Amy looks older than her friends because of the work she’s had done?

I’m not slagging that work, each to their own and it’s the fashion, but I did wonder

He needs a snog and Amy isn’t interested 😛😛

Don’t you think it’s more Bo Selecta’s family? 😂

I think Amy was just showing off in front of her friends. She wouldn't have been to harsh with Alex if they were alone together (with the camera crew obvs).

Sasha’s family are super odd

She is not a little girl - but it maybe suits her to not have to take responsibility for any decisions if Mum and Ming do that for her.

That final scene really annoyed me

If that's Amy's parents house with the mould, surely it cant be healthy, Isn't her dad dying of cancer?
At the wedding i recall she was worried about him yet is away on tv for months 🤔.
Not that worried. Only about being on tv.

Amy / Richelle/ Polly/ Holly/ Eve and Sacha have all shown absolutely vile behaviour towards their men.( And other contestants in this rubbish game show. )
Boot them all out with cabbages as prizes ( showing my age there 🤣)

It's mad, cos she would describe it as a glow-up, yet she classed it as an insult when he said it

I thought he was an East 17 reject.

I say this to my husband every time. Not exactly a ringing endorsement!! 🤣

This is the first year I've watched MAFS, teens too, and we are agog! Is it normally like this? Why are the experts not experts? Does anyone ever get on?

In terms of the couples:

XXK is flogging a dead horse. I don't even thing it was the PMDD. XYK doesn't like Kristina except as a friend and didn't want to sleep with her after about once, we know this as he keeps saying how wonderful and amazing she is, and he can't work out 'where his head is at'. He knows exactly where his head is at and it's not with Kristina. She's lovely and far too good for him, he's a giant pain in the butt who is in love with his dog and no-one else except possibly his horrible ex.

Ming and co- I don't get why everyone is going on about Ross needing to be with his daughter in Manchester. He clearly said he hadn't seen her for a YEAR. I rewound it to check. She's only about two so that's half her life or more. So, there's some reason he's not wanting to go to live in Walsall and I think it's quite obvious.

Luke needs to go into therapy, because he has all the ingredients for success, hard-working, interesting job in a prison, good-looking, intelligent (his vocabulary alone is twice any of the English men in the programme) but has treated his self-esteem issues by pumping himself up to twice his natural size, being a bodybuilder and trying to hang out with Barbies. This isn't working for him or them. He needs a nice, not-bloated European woman who is both sophisticated and clever. Not awful vacant Barbie...

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Urgh I reeeeeally dislike Amy now. Luke can't do right for doing wrong (or say anything right!) Yeah I know he struggles to read the mouldy room, and says awkward things now and again, but Amy is HORRIBLE to him. She clearly doesn't want to be with him, why doesn't she just own it? I can't see them sticking together quite honestly. She also looked better on that picture she has - BEFORE all the fillers and botox. She's had a glow-down IMO. Not a glow-up!

Kristina and Keiron aren't going to work out. He does NOT want to be with her. And she is so precious and lovely. 😢

Sacha and Ross seem close and loved up, but both families are not going to tolerate them moving. I worked out that they'd have to move to Stoke-On-Trent or Newcastle-Under-Lyme to be in the middle of the 2 families. And they would only be 40-45 minutes drive from each one...

I get that the families are close, but me and DH are close to our 2 adult DC, and no WAY would we say 'ain't happening!' if they said they were moving 45 minutes drive down the motorway. How ridiculous and possessive. They are ADULTS who are around 30 years old, and don't need to be told by possessive, controlling, needy parents that they CANNOT MOVE more than 10 minutes drive from where they live!

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John looks to me very much under the age of consent so is somewhat a victim in all this.

I do wonder how much of the 'my family won't let me move' is real though. Perhaps both of them are having second-thoughts about jumping straight into living together, he's using his daughter as an excuse, she's using her family as an excuse.

All of them tell such enormous untruths, even to themselves, that I don't even think they know what's going on!

I can't unsee that!!

Bo Selecta. 😆

Yeah I do think they both don't want to move, but what I was saying is that their families are putting their foot down - especially Luke's sister I think it was - she said 'well that's not happening.'