MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

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Get yam Ming on

Luke and Amy just aren’t compatible are they . I get what he was saying about picking up on the negatives the mould in the room. Why couldn’t she ?
If you can’t talk normally and be yourself in a relationship what is the point. She seems to take offence to every thing he says .

I agree Kerstina. Luke said Amy has had a glow up from her old photo - without the botox/fillers, and Amy said 'oh so I was ugly then was I?' But if he had said he preferred her then (before the fillers,) she would have complained that he's saying she is ugly NOW.

I did laugh when she said 'I look the same now as I did on that photo! Apart from a bit of lip filler.' I was like 'LOL!!! No you don't! You have a frozen face now, and too much lip filler which has contorted your mouth, and you are unrecognisable from that picture when your face looked normal! '

As you say, Luke can't say - or do anything right.

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It’s weird how codependent Sacha’s family is.

They are! They're acting like Sacha is about 12. Really possessive and clingy and weird. She is nearly 30! If I had behaved like this with either of my DC, they would have shot off like shit off a shovel, and moved 100s of miles away to get away from me.

Imagine being 30 and wanting to be with the man of your dreams/the love of your life, and your parents start whining and moaning, and guilt tripping you into staying a couple of miles down the road. How restrictive. Why would you clip your adult DC's wings like this?

I used to get it, basically for the last two weeks every month I was depressed, felt worthless and felt like the ceiling of my life was crashing in on me. I'd bloat up a dress size too. It's like the worst form of PMT but it's for two weeks instead of a couple of days.

This is before it was recognised at all so I had to just stumble through life only having one good week (no period and no PMDD) week per month.

Any hormone pill involving progesterone made it worse as it's basically progesterone sensitivity.

I think these days they suggest the mirena coil to stop the natural cycle and replace it with a much smaller /more stable dose of progesterone, and add oestrogen.

I don't think there is much cure as all the time we have oestrogen and a uterus we need progesterone - either our own or, after menopause, replacement progesterone. If I'd understood it, or it had been understood, 20 years ago I would probably have asked for a hysterectomy after I had my children, so I could at least have led a normal life.

Thank you @Towerofsong .

So much to unpack. Anyone else think Sachs’s Mum looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek? Such a weird and selfish family.

Amy is awful - her friends were unbelievably rude to Luke. His comment about mould was completely in context and she’s making out it was said apropos of nothing.

Kieron - just stop. Let Kristina go she’s way too good for you.

Lacey’s sister 😳

Polly is awful so is her horrible friend. Shitlid’s poor friend. I feel so sorry for him and his
lookey likey Jack Grealish hair band!

Catching up on last night. Fucking hell Amy is hard work. Gaston has the patience of a saint. Ok he's clumsy with words sometimes but he's speaking a second language. DH is just the same, sometimes needs gently correcting because what he's said isn't quite right in context, but I'd never hold it against him.

I felt for him when they were looking at the pictures, because she did look significantly better before the massive duck lips and I imagine it was hard to know how to negotiate that.

@Picoloangel

Anyone think Sacha's mum looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek?

I think that's an insult to Princess Fiona. 😆 She is quite cute.

Sacha's mum looks more like the Doris the barmaid from Shrek IMO.😬

Sorry, I knew what you meant, but couldn't help myself 😂

Disgusting of Adam and Amy to share a bed, absolutely no Girl Code from Amy and we all know if he'd had half a chance with Amy that night he'd have took it. I mean seriously, imagine spending the day with your male straight friend in a sex shop then sharing his bed knowing his own wife is insecure. Then the way she mentioned it completely loaded to Gaston with a deliberate "oh you don't mind do you" to put him on the back foot and make out that A) he's not a cool husband if he minds and B) a get out to say "I didn't think you'd mind" if he does question it. I wonder if this was part if what made him rebel, not just that one action from the witches but seeing how conniving Amy can be.

Laceys sister is an absolutely stunning girl, think she's quite young, maybe 13/14/15 so uncomfortable with the comments about her as I think she's actually very confident for her age but comes across as older but ditsy.

@Ch0cDr0p Lacey's sister is her twin!

OH EM GEE! I did not know that, she seemed so young!! I need to watch again with that new info!

Lacey’s sister also has ADHD, which slightly oddly was one of the reasons given for the match

@Towerofsong great user name

Kieron - just stop. Let Kristina go she’s way too good for you.

This. It's getting really old the way he keeps parroting the same doubts about her/their marriage. Starting to feel like he's hoping she'll dump him and let him off the hook. Must be soul-destroying for her, especially after their strong start.

Hi! I'm new to the thread and not read up on previous ones but ... whoa nelly, what a bunch of mad fuckers! 😂

Sacha - her virgin Mary behaviour reminds me of being a teenager and pretending you've never been fingered before to your new lad because you don't want him to think you're easy.
But it seems like she's making such a fuss about that because she doesn't want to lose her ability to manipulate her family, especially her dad, by having them feel she's a lot younger than she actually is, so she gets her little girl treatment.
Knocks me a bit sick actually.
Ross - if he moves away, then he's a dickhead.
Nathan - awww. Bless. He seems quite sweet. I think when he said "wow" about her sister he seemed surprised she was wearing pink. I really think that threw him but he didn't have the skills to explain that. We're a ND household and explaining ourselves isn't any of our strengths 😂
Lacey - meh.
Keiran - annoys me. Grow up fella.
Kristina - run lass, leg it.
Polly and Adam - yawn.
Amy and luke - eww.
I found the other couples either pointlessly staying or scarily toxic.
Im glad they've gone, especially Holly & Alex, terrible pair.

FFS! You lot on here are something else 😂😂😂😂😂

Just when I think we have found the persons “twin” someone pulls out another more accurate looking “twin”

But I agree. Fiona is actually kinda cute… there is nothing cute about Doris from. Walsall 🤣

Just catching up on last night's episode. Fuck me, Sacha and her family are an absolute freak show.

I’m thinking Kieran might have someone else? Would explain this fake angst and he couldn’t say it without looking a cunt

Just catching up from last night and trying to catch up with the thread...Ross said he hasn't seen his daughter for a YEAR?! Is this really true as it seemed like he was an involved father?! Wtf!

Amy is really pissing me off !

There are lots of pictures on his instagram account with his daughter

Can you imagine Amy's reaction if she'd come I. To see a picture of him with his arm.around another woman/ ex? She'd clearly throw a hissy about that.

My friend had PMDD.
She wanted children but couldn't get off her medication for long enough. It was a bit like bipolar. She was manic without the medication and couldn't cope, so couldn't conceive /be pregnant. She was unable to communicate sometimes, just had to be in a dark room for a few days. She really suffered, and eventually had a hysterectomy.