MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

How many kick ass business women with no emotional needs of their own do you think are queuing up for a clown playing his ukulele in a (admittedly quite nice) caravan?

Re Gaston, who was the poster who sort of knows him?
We need some info as to what he's like in real life!
Amy was fuming that Paul called her out. She then said he humiliated her in front of her friends. Um, he only reacted to how they had treated him!
And once again, the ixperts shouldnt be giving advice when they haven't seen what actually happened. They absolutely should not be basing all advice on their accounts of what had happened.

Amy wants honesty - he says she was bloated; he said the ceiling was mouldy. I mean, that's pretty honest 😆

Also FASCINATING that they visited the castle, and she had a face like thunder with him - and then at the CC, she mentions they'd had sex the night before! For someone who is constantly annoyed at him, she enjoys the sex.

Can you imagine Caspar's twin's reaction! She was so pleased that Emma would fit right in with their family. Kristina would terrify her 🤣

Are ixperts being ripped apart on Twitter?

I have left on this Chelsea shit on. Christ on a bike are those people self-important!

Sacha looks really frightened, Ross looks terrifying when he's a bit annoyed, so i can't imagine how it would be when he's furious.

We KNOW he threw the wedding ring previously, and we saw her really stand up to him. Compare that to tonight's CC, when she was trembling and crying And sinking in her seat. It's extremely concerning.

I remember she also mentioned to her dad that he loses his temper, and I wonder if she was hoping he'd tell Ross to buck the fuck up.

Sacha even said she'll stay because "she wants to believe the relationship will change". That's worrying language.

Oh, and if he can't actually hear her when he's throwing things and yelling, that adds a whole other terrifying dimension for her.

😂 Ooh I didn’t think about that. Wasn’t it her or the mum that said Emma was their sort ( or words to that effect)

Kristina is too good for all of the men in the show.
Amy needs to lighten up a little
Polly would suit Luke she'd like his humor
Sasha and Ross never work only man for her is her dad.

Ross is perfecting the death stare Alex had.

"Of their ilk"...

Oh gosh yes Polly would love that. It would be like watching a carry on film if those two were matched 🤣

That’s it 🤣🤣🤣

Well look where that got him!

I'm half-watching the Chelsea shite - I used to watch it back in the day of Binky, Spencer, Nostrils etc.

He got the ilk-c!

Well Kieran and Ross have turned out to be the two biggest disappointments of the series.

They are so annoying!

I think Gaston would consider Pol Pot to be a bit too 'bloated'.

Just got to put it out there, I love Luke! 🤣

They are botoxed to hell and back! And so skinny too!

Yep it was her 😆

I'm wondering if Sasha not wanting to move to Manchester was more to do with not having the immediate support of her family should Ross lose his temper.

And boring!

😅 I did think that.. I definitely don’t see him dating anyone above a size 12, but then look where this exterior perfection has got him, so I hope he has learned to broaden his horizons but to be honest he won’t have a shortage of women sliding into his DMs now of all shapes age sizes so he can pick and choose as he likes 🙄

I don't know who's dressing her this season but they're seriously taking the piss, surely