MAFSUK Thread 14: Mould & Ming Mansion? I’d rather have licks with John the Dog. Run run as fast as you can, you lost Luke now, he’s the sausage dogs man….. (No Spoilers)

[browneyes77]

Get yam Ming on

You haven't got a friend for life, you stupid little weasel. You'll text a couple of times, you'll see her at the reunion and that will be that. You're a bit old cunty bollox and we all see you.

Ross has crazy eyes vibes.

Gaston and Kristina would be better matched and they live close by too

Kieran definitely got eye on another woman

Sacha looked there like she was having a fag and a Buckfast on a wall the morning after the night before

I literally sat here and said “Well I wouldn’t stay your friend you fucking prick” 🤣🤣

'It's a cooking class, not a porno'.

There's the next thread title!

He reminds me of Phil Schofield. Acting all pathetic, all woe is me and 'I have to start putting me first' and banging on about his exes (other people who's fault it is). Putting on the sad faces and patronising Kristina 'well done you' over a debilitating condition like PMDD. I would never wanna clap eyes on him again. Faker than any of the filler we've seen this season.

I honestly think the basic problem was that he viewed her as a friend. I thought that from the first episode I saw them. I don't believe they ever had sexual chemistry from his point of view but he didn't want to get crucified a la Caspar. So in that sense I think he was dishonest from the start. But it raises questions about the way the men are basically expected to just have sex with people they're not attracted too.

Hurray - poison dwarf Kieran is gone

Not a good idea having Sash and Ross at a restaurant tomorrow night.

Add in "so put your crusty flaps away" or was it "saggy baps"?

Too right. The cheek of the man!

He's better suited to little John; age, size and vulnerability wise 😬

He would be blocked as soon as I left the building 🤣

I think norks were involved.

@dapsnotplimsolls flappy norks?

I'm glad I now have Love Triangle for more high brow, intellectual stimulation.

Gwad.. I’ve gone from this to now watching the USA election… It’s too much, lol. They are about to interview stormy Daniels so I’ve gone from one shit storm to another.

I think I will watch a K-comedy to lift my spirits 🤣

So glad Keiran has gone.

I still think that Kristina would have been good with Casper.

Sacha's dad, or more likely her mum, will kill him. I can't believe these "experts" had nothing to say about Ross's temper or picked up on how uncomfortable Sacha seemed

That was a very depressing episode.

I think he’d be too serious for her.. she needs a bit of silly in her life ☺️

I didn’t dislike Caspar but not sure she would have been right for him

I'm not sure she needs, silly, I think she needs stable!

It's going to be very triggering and upsetting for many women, what with Alex adoration on Fbook and then this with Ross. The ixperts are moronic.

What would Oz John say 🤔

I mean as in someone with a bit of a sense of humour.. Caspar didn’t seem to have much of that, he wasn’t a grump but he just seemed a bit boring. But yes she definitely needs stability, especially after what this twerp has done!