MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

[Sunbird24]

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

I was just telling DH it reminded me of sandwich spread, from the old days.

Rohits pigeon is a coo away from shitting on tourists in Trafalgar Square.

Your cat is pissed off about something littlbrowndog. What have you done to deserve that look?

That looks a bit homely.

Gaston puts a Twix on a plate.

That’s not a great croquilant.

Is that an enormous pastry or a small plate?

‘You’ve ticked the box of stout' 😂😂

It’s rainy grouchy. And he vomited on his scratche.r I cleaned it but not enough apparently

Ideally an enormous pastry!

Someone dropped yer dessert mate

Shame on you, not stopping the rain. What kind of cat servant are you?

Looks a mess.

It ended up on a plate on masterchef. Kitty should be proud

Wow what is that mess

Turd of ice cream is not what you would order off the menu.

“Is it supposed to look like that?” 🤣

Gareth is so pale! Possibly a ghost

Aaand the turds are back. Beats the year wild rice maggots were popular

He looks ill

Sourdough man looks even more wrecked than he did the other day, if that’s even possible.

Gaston wins tonight’s twonk-off I think, by weirdly not actually being much of a twonk!

I still get flashbacks of horror to all those rice maggots.

Rubbish. Am going out to stop the rain.🙌🙌🙌

I sometimes get a craving for Sandwich Spread. I once couldn't find it in a branch of Waitrose but was too embarrassed to ask where it might be in case I was banned from every Waitrose in the UK.