MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

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Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

John Torode definitely celeryacks all over the place.

Maybe they've dared each other to see who can handle pronouncing the most things wrong (John will win).

Would be better than stretchy!

The worst

For anyone who is old enough Gaston's accent is Antoine de Caunes on Eurotrash, Channel 4, way back in time.

He's undercover from 'Allo 'Allo

Sourdough ketchup. SOURDOUGH KETCHUP.

Stop it.

Oh my good God you are right!!!

Where's the rest of it frenchie. That's a small plate

I loved Antoine!

Gaston’s hair 😬

No one slays like Gaston
Or flambees like Gaston
No one goes around getting high praise like Gaston.

That mash looks like vomit.

That looks like a blob of cat sick on his plate

Give over, that’s not a mash

Ahem, surely Eurotrash was on only yesterday. We are all sprightly whippersnappers.

This is a dish by someone who doesn’t understand stout.

Snap

Cat sick is not the food aesthetic you want to aim for.

I wish. A child I used to babysit got married today!!

This dish reads more like one of those use up the leftovers from service challenge dishes

Nkosi is probably plant based toast

Gaston saying he is going to become a bit of a lad and go down the pub. He must stay.

Have to say I'd love to have a private chef called Gaston.

"GASTON it's my diet day. Make me something filling and satisfying that's only 300 calories".

Bit pink for me. Is it gonna steal my chips

What happened to the rest of Rohit's dish? I didn't think this was meant to be an amuse bouche.

Me trying to watch masterchef