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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

949 replies

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:52

I have a request for the naming of thread 2 by the way: floppy celery-yakk!!!

viques · 01/11/2024 20:52

Tweezers and poncy little grater!

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:53

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:51

Mine is sea bream (which I call grumpy because of the look of it with the line on its face )

I demand you remove this photo of my face from the page, Potter.

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:53

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:52

Sadly I feel there’s no way Gareth will be worse than rohit :/

One can pray

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:53

EsmaCannonball · 01/11/2024 20:52

Sue-Blime! Has Marcus been taking a correspondence course with the John Torode College of Elocution?

He should have said “subleem” a la francais.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:53

Jay had posted about his cardiff comment 😆

MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!
PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:53

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:53

I demand you remove this photo of my face from the page, Potter.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Over lamb? How does he eat his, baa-in?!

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:54

Eek no fat and over poor jay

viques · 01/11/2024 20:54

“Touch over for my liking,but the critics won’t know the difference.”

TheDogsMother · 01/11/2024 20:54

Do you think William Sitwell cooks ? He seems to be an expert on everything.

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:55

Prick

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:55

Carrot tops to make into a sauce. Love that

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:55

Over. Pa! Pretentious twat. And he nicked the frothy spuds from Gaston. (Shame his food was good)

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:56

This is a very topsy-turvy day. I am not sure how I feel about it all.

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:57

I'd say it's rohip gone

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:57

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:57

I'd say it's rohip gone

Yep

viques · 01/11/2024 20:57

OK, Gareth can cook. Doesn’t mean I like him.

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:58

Poor Rohit. I am sorry I scuppered your chances by saying you were growing on me.

I hope your Mum doesn't say "I told you so". Wink

SuetyDumpling · 01/11/2024 20:58

He can go and get his thumb stitched up now. Poor Rohit.

TheDogsMother · 01/11/2024 20:58

viques · 01/11/2024 20:57

OK, Gareth can cook. Doesn’t mean I like him.

Agreed

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:58

Ok I like this. Floppy and celery-ack made it in and nice addition of the snails

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:58

Def Rohit. And even if he hadn’t chopped his finger, that dish was awful. Mum will have him back engineering next week.

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:59

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:58

Def Rohit. And even if he hadn’t chopped his finger, that dish was awful. Mum will have him back engineering next week.

Yup

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:59

Ooh next tuesday is at 9? God help me whyyy. I'm old. I struggle with late nights

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