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MasterChef Professionals 2024 Klaxon!

949 replies

Sunbird24 · 19/10/2024 18:29

Just seen a trailer - starting Tues 29 Oct…

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PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:24

Nkosi going I think

TheDogsMother · 01/11/2024 20:24

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:22

Gareth is so pale! Possibly a ghost

He's going with the Halloween vibe.

viques · 01/11/2024 20:24

Oh dear moany Gareth, missed the part where you had half an hour less time than the others before you slapped all that mess in a bowl.

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:25

In Asda Esma you can get Russian salad in the polish section. It looks like that

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:25

Takes bow!!!

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:25

Aw he’s gone

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:26

Tosser Sitwell.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:26

I wonder if Mon mispronounced his name and they had to reshoot that bit, and that's actually why they're all laughing a bit.

Halsall · 01/11/2024 20:26

EsmaCannonball · 01/11/2024 20:24

I sometimes get a craving for Sandwich Spread. I once couldn't find it in a branch of Waitrose but was too embarrassed to ask where it might be in case I was banned from every Waitrose in the UK.

They would find you, and they would kill you, Esma. Possibly by pelting you with jars of sandwich spread…

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:26

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:26

Tosser Sitwell.

Shitwell

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:27

Ok, what is going on with Leilas dress? Looks like cube shaped tits.
Jay balanced by Shitwell.

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:27

Tequila 🙌🙌🙌

ilovesooty · 01/11/2024 20:29

Marcus we know pork loin is lean...

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:29

Chloe's dishes sound good.

Don't be so shocked at microwave sponge, Marcus, they've been doing it on this show for years.

Sunbird24 · 01/11/2024 20:29

Textures of asparagus 🤦‍♀️

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 01/11/2024 20:29

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:27

Tequila 🙌🙌🙌

Mescal. 🥴 Apparently the worm is hallucinogenic.

EsmaCannonball · 01/11/2024 20:29

Microwave sponge? Will they never learn? Microwave sponge is the lamb of sponges.

Blueberrycreampie · 01/11/2024 20:29

Mon Dieu Microwave Sponge. Michel Roux would faint!

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:30

So much celeriac

littlbrowndog · 01/11/2024 20:30

Cake asparagus jeez

GrouchyKiwi · 01/11/2024 20:30

A lemon microwave sponge is just going to look like a washing up sponge has been left on the plate, to be fair.

Halsall · 01/11/2024 20:30

FGS, we had olive oil and sourdough crumbs on a pudding t'other day, Marcus, so why not a savoury sponge? 🤷‍♀️

jay55 · 01/11/2024 20:31

PotterHead1985 · 01/11/2024 20:30

So much celeriac

BBC must have got a job lot. Maybe greggggg did them a deal

Blueberrycreampie · 01/11/2024 20:31

Gaston is actually quite funny.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 01/11/2024 20:31

Dammit I’m definitely warming to Gaston