Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

[GrouchyKiwi]

Couldn't find a thread. This is on now!

Hello!

This round looks bobbins.

Nice. We have many green beans. I meant to fry them up tonight was too tired

Ooh, proper cannoli. Makes me feel like I am in The Sopranos.

I've never had cannoli. I don't feel mafiosa enough.

At least they don’t have to do this with a wall between them any more.

Who has NEVER HEARD OF LEMON MERINGUE PIE FFS?

I love lemon meringue pie. The kitten is very partial too.

I’ve never had cannoli either

Pastry isn't difficult if it's made for you already, ffs.

Evening. I love the idea of cannoli but they are so sweet.

Nor me, would like some though!

We were in Italy recently and had their version of croissants (cornettos) for breakfast every morning and they were amazing and now I want one so much. Pistachio flavour is best.

I wish they'd get rid of this round. If they are not cooking their own food, doing mass catering challenges or invention tests then I am not interested.

I once bought a cannolo (singular? 🤔) from a famous place in Boston (Mass., not Lincs) and have to say I wasn’t that impressed

Mass catering always my favourite

I feel very sorry for Edith!

Fuck off, Gregg, with your terrible puns.

Charlotte seems really contemptuous of the other celebs, especially Edith. She's simultaneously lowbrow but acts like she is above everyone else. Please don't let her last long.

Why didn't Charlotte go to the toilet before they started?

Charlotte is like one of my more difficult former pupils.

I know what you mean. They are up there with Espresso Martinis for me, as things that look so much better than they taste.

Egg separating disaster.

I dunno, John. I think a lot of people wouldn't mind Craig's hot cannoli.

Pointless task

Charlotte seems intent on sabotaging this.

Charlotte is doing my head in and I do feel sorry for Edith.