Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

[GrouchyKiwi]

Couldn't find a thread. This is on now!

Hello!

H’s big prawns are already cooked surely, if they’re that colour?

Ffs its prawns

Apples is easy. Edith is lucky.

Craig looks about 35. Charlotte looks about 65.

Charlotte has definitely had lessons.

Charlotte’s proper bothering that pigeon!

The reality TV types are always very competitive.

I was here but I've had a phone call. I'll catch up later!

No, he's best known for double glazing ads.

Is MN having another hissy fit or is it my internet?

H has morphed into someone but I can't decide who. Eddie the Eagle?

No, scrap that. He looks like the Verger from Dad's Army.

I could manage the apples

I don't know who Craig Doyle is at all. I like his face, though.

Dust them sweetbreads and fry them

'Tis fine for me.

Mess it up, Craig, and poison him.

Evening chuffs. Sleb is the crappest of the mcs. That daft bint is annoying dh already.
Hands up you're blocked by H from Steps on twitter!

Craig will be 54 in December!

I’m not even on Twitter Fuckery

Edith has come dressed as Marilla from Anne of GG.

She so has 🤣🤣

Craig and Edith for me.
Look at that 80s pic of Edith's family.

Wow, Edith's mum and aunties could have been the Scottish Nolans. Great photo.

Hello Chuffs , I've found you 😊. I arrived just in time for Celery Yack but no idea who most of these people are.

Make a custard, Edith.

Sorry, I mean a crème anglaise.