Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

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And that's just the women

Yep, stick a stripey awning on that and it's Emma's beach hut.

It's certainly rustic compared with their actual home.

Ooh, I would pick Jake’s menu in a restaurant!

Just get a takeaway ☹️

tomorrow will be spun sugar baskets

This might be controversial, especially given what we are watching, but I much prefer cheesecakes that don't have a buttery biscuit base. I like those Basque ones or those American ones with a sponge base.

You said it @littlbrowndog

I’m not sure Jake's cheesecake ought to be grey…

That cheesecake looks revolting.

Tamer's hair is like the hair on a male Weeble I had as a toddler.

I'm not a fan of cheesecake and that's just put me right off

Is this chap's hair real?

You could take it off at night and park it beside Mary berry’s helmet of hair

"Oooh look at that bass" says John to the blind man. Good job, John.

It's like Lego hair

🤣. I saw Gregg studying it and saying to himself, should I get one?

Haha brilliant 🤣

Emma has SO been coached!! @

I once saw a thing about synchronised swimmers and the weird gloop/lacquer they put on their hair to make it into a hard, immovable shell. Looking at Tamer suddenly reminded me of it.

I feel like it's modelled from plasticine

Rookie. Could down that no trouble. Looks amazing.

She is giving greg a dead stare. Thinking that dude is a pure idiot we agree

Christine's looks good.

Corn chips = flaming hot Doritos?