Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

[GrouchyKiwi]

Couldn't find a thread. This is on now!

Hello!

I missed you all! Mixed up the timing, you'd think I'd know by now.

Will see you lovely Chuffians later in the week when I've caught up.

Wow I'm amazed I actually know them all except Snoochie

That's what Gregg and Mrs Gregg call their weekly foundation garment fetish appointment.

Oh anyone in Edinburgh tonight lookout the window , the most gorgeous orange tinted clouds.

Be careful. Might be a riot.

Glad to find this. Just started watching it. Sorry if this has been said. Not cooking related! Charlotte used to be so pretty, what has,she done to herself? Love it Edith is just natural. I agree Charlotte is immature.

@EsmaCannonball 🤣

I missed this completely and was out yesterday so will catch up and be ready to report for thread duties on Thursday. Will I have heard of any of these alleged 'slebs'?

I find myself constantly braced for someone making pasta and having to hear John talk about it. He says "pusta". It is revolting.

I can't stand Charlotte... She makes me look quiet!!

Caught up now. I’ve heard of three of them. Charlotte is a Vicky Pattison soundalike and is already extremely trying after Ep 1, so here’s hoping her future will be limited.

Serial Twitter-blocker H has slight Timmy Mallett vibes, I felt. Have they actually run perilously short of slebs who can do anything more than use an air-fryer and/or microwave? Whatever, they magically morph into cordon bleu cooks by about round 4, and will be fancying their chances as future wanky judges by the end.

I knew all of them much to my surprise!

A certain Mr AP heads the list of wanky judges!! 😉 😉 😉 😉

He certainly won’t be toppled off that perch anytime soon, Elderflower 😂

I'm already feeling sorry for the Head Chef that has Crosby lark arsing about in their restaurant tonight. Hopefully they will be able to stop her shrieking and jumping around!!!

Just getting our own dinner…..will be present and correct shortly….

Evening!

What you eating halsall ?

Evening

Evening all

And as I feared. She is snapping at the head chef.

Gregg and ME ffs!

Lovely fresh haddock from the fish man, green beans (some of our own, not many ready yet tho), and spuds!

I know

Hello lovelies.

The gap between series makes me forget how terrible John's grammar is. I always fume about it. FUME.