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Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/08/2024 20:01

Couldn't find a thread. This is on now!

Hello!

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ilovesooty · 15/08/2024 20:13

I do hope Charlotte gets sent home quickly.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/08/2024 20:13

<joins in the general Charlotte dislike>

I've not made LMP in ages. I might need to do one soon.

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Sunbird24 · 15/08/2024 20:13

I hope Edith doesn’t suffer in the scoring later because of Charlotte…

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:14

'These are like small baby toilet rolls.'

Let's hope the chef in the next task doesn't put H in charge of writing the menus.

TheDogsMother · 15/08/2024 20:14

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:12

I dunno, John. I think a lot of people wouldn't mind Craig's hot cannoli.

🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:15

Hans, Hans, Hans!

So the H is for Hans? Surprised.

Sunbird24 · 15/08/2024 20:16

You can see why they didn’t put H and Charlotte together can’t you?

GrouchyKiwi · 15/08/2024 20:16

Edit looks like every harassed mother trying to teach her teen how to cook. And also like Lea Thomson.

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Halsall · 15/08/2024 20:16

I don’t think any miscommunication was the fault of Edith.

Elderflower14 · 15/08/2024 20:17

Edith looks furious!!!

Blueberrycreampie · 15/08/2024 20:17

Why would you pour syrup on a LMP?

Sunbird24 · 15/08/2024 20:18

I thought Edith just looked sad and a bit tired

Halsall · 15/08/2024 20:20

Blueberrycreampie · 15/08/2024 20:17

Why would you pour syrup on a LMP?

DH and I just said this. Why, why?

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:20

Slimmer and thinner. Rounder and tubbier.

Is Gregg commenting on the cannoli or did Cynthia Plaster Caster slip into the studio?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/08/2024 20:20

Nearly missed it! H reminds me of someone.

Halsall · 15/08/2024 20:21

'Now yoked with Charlotte, Edith is deeply regretting her decision to enter Sleb MC….'

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:22

Let's hope Charlotte gets a really shouty chef who's fond of a meat cleaver and blowtorches.

ilovesooty · 15/08/2024 20:22

That chef looks smiley but I bet he's firm.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 15/08/2024 20:22

Remember Cake Boss on one of the reality channels? One if my friends kids was on that doingba cannoli challenge.

littlbrowndog · 15/08/2024 20:22

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:22

Let's hope Charlotte gets a really shouty chef who's fond of a meat cleaver and blowtorches.

I can go there

EsmaCannonball · 15/08/2024 20:23

ilovesooty · 15/08/2024 20:22

That chef looks smiley but I bet he's firm.

Hang on, are we back on the cannolis again?

TheDogsMother · 15/08/2024 20:23

So she has to cut something in half and put some prawns in it ?

GrouchyKiwi · 15/08/2024 20:23

That beef looks gorgeous.

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ilovesooty · 15/08/2024 20:24

Oh fuck off Charlotte

littlbrowndog · 15/08/2024 20:24

I so hate chopped up steak. Like a toddler menu