Eurovision Semi Final 1 - No Spoilers

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Welcome to this year's MN Eurovision fest!

Tonight gold and white are the ‘In’ colours. There's the obligatory wind machines and pyro. Watch out for dancing surprises cos there's No Rules and a distinct issue with the wardrobe department!

Don’t miss: Uk, Ukraine, Fan fav Croatia, WTF Finland hmm yes and hell yes Ireland.

Housekeeping: Out of the other 15 entries, only 10 will go through to the final. The semi-final is TELEVOTE ONLY. The UK, Germany and Sweden will all perform tonight as part of the main show in a change to previous years although they have already automatically qualified for the final.

DON’T FORGET YOUR SUBTITLES

EUROVISION Semi 1 Running Order

1. CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
2. SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
3. LITHUNIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’

Love song about wanting to still be with you tomorrow and not wanting the moment to end 4. IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’ UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’

1. UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
2. POLAND Luna - ‘The Tower’
3. CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
4. ICELAND Hera Björk - ‘Scared of Heights’

GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’

1. SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’

10. FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’ 11. MOLDOVA Natalia Barbu - ‘In The Middle’ SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’ 12. AZERBAIJAN Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatoc - ‘Özünlə Apar’ 13. AUSTRALIA Electric Fields - ‘One Milkali (One Blood) 14. PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’ 15. LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter’

Is she having a fit? Do we need to send medics?

It's the same person according to IMDb Malin Ackerman was the sister

Perhaps first place was an unfortunate draw.

Oh what is she doing there?

I loved the hand washing one from Serbia.

It really grew on me

Plus points for singing in Serbian.

Lots of weather scenery

Is this like a gothic Little Mermaid thing?

Cyprus might do well tbf.
This is a bit ' Shakespeare's sister '
I like her outfit

Why is she on the moon?

I like the angstyness of this

Long haired elf on a geode.

Serbia are always angsty.

I have the subtitles on. They make no sense. She was right, they don't translate well.

But angsty is good.

It's a bit mumbling, but I like it
She is very pretty

I thought they said she was a Rock Chick?! dull dull dull.

She's not qualifying.

I'm a bit behind, was the Cyprus woman singing "fuck you"?

I’m liking these flashbacks to previous performers form each country!

This is better.

One shoulder shrugging . It's a thing

This is boring

Australia then?

I hope all those years of learning about music production have been used to formulate a Euro banger!

Only like Cyprus so far. She reminded me of a cross between Shakira and Dua Lipa 😍