Eurovision Semi Final 1 - No Spoilers

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Welcome to this year's MN Eurovision fest!

Tonight gold and white are the ‘In’ colours. There's the obligatory wind machines and pyro. Watch out for dancing surprises cos there's No Rules and a distinct issue with the wardrobe department!

Don’t miss: Uk, Ukraine, Fan fav Croatia, WTF Finland hmm yes and hell yes Ireland.

Housekeeping: Out of the other 15 entries, only 10 will go through to the final. The semi-final is TELEVOTE ONLY. The UK, Germany and Sweden will all perform tonight as part of the main show in a change to previous years although they have already automatically qualified for the final.

DON’T FORGET YOUR SUBTITLES

EUROVISION Semi 1 Running Order

1. CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
2. SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
3. LITHUNIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’

Love song about wanting to still be with you tomorrow and not wanting the moment to end 4. IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’ UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’

1. UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
2. POLAND Luna - ‘The Tower’
3. CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
4. ICELAND Hera Björk - ‘Scared of Heights’

GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’

1. SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’

10. FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’ 11. MOLDOVA Natalia Barbu - ‘In The Middle’ SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’ 12. AZERBAIJAN Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatoc - ‘Özünlə Apar’ 13. AUSTRALIA Electric Fields - ‘One Milkali (One Blood) 14. PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’ 15. LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter’

80s trouser suits

So, now we get the presenters. Might have helped if they had introduced the intro.

I thought we’d started at first 😅

DP thinks they're contestants from the apprentice

Those costumes are making my eyes hurt.

So previous contestants followed by Skittle women? Got it.

Yes , the apprentice fashions !!

Especially with that background

Who does pink suit look like? American actress? My brain is fucked

Yes- and what sounds like canned laughter.

It's going well so far!

Its very bright
These two are funny!

Petra’s hair is looking weird - the bit over her right shoulder.

Here we go.. yay!

Heather Locklear that's who I'm thinking of

I think she looks like the actress who played the sister in 27 dresses

Cyprus going for the wind tunnel effect

Cyprus. Dodgy vocals...

Should've known you're a troubled vaper?

Oh quick IMDb search it's the same person

Think someone once told her they reminded her of JLo..

Cyprus background reminds of windows screensavers

@CrushingOnRubies she does and a bit like Farrah Fawcett too

Oh troublemaker. I have got a blocked ear.

This is instantly forgettable nonsense.
It is a bit J Lo isn't it?

That's because it is her, isn't it? Malin Akerman?