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MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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browneyes77 · 22/04/2024 16:14

Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

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hoxtonbabe · 29/04/2024 21:10

murasaki · 29/04/2024 21:07

Ahaha yes. His googly eyes will be spinning like something from the exorcist.

It was.. didn’t you see when the camera quickly panned to him and he was giggling in delight of all the drama like a kid😂

murasaki · 29/04/2024 21:12

hoxtonbabe · 29/04/2024 21:10

It was.. didn’t you see when the camera quickly panned to him and he was giggling in delight of all the drama like a kid😂

At one point yes, but that was relatively early!

QueSyrahSyrah · 29/04/2024 21:19

Well. What an utterly vile pair of cunts Jono and Ellie are. How do they envisage this working out for their public profiles I wonder?

Who'd have thought someone would nip in and steal the King Dickhead crown from Jack at the 11th hour? Extraordinary.

Cupofteaandbiscuits · 29/04/2024 21:20

What have I just watched? Jono and Ellie should be ashamed of themselves. Disgusting behaviour!

Slightlylostalongtheway · 29/04/2024 21:21

Wow! I knew Jono and his Bueller Buller voice creeped me out but I didn't realise how vile hom and Ellie actually were. Just goes to show how well sociopaths can hide

mcmen05 · 29/04/2024 21:31

What a crap last dinner party.
All the couples that stayed together should have got to speak how they are getting on. The whole show was Jono Ellie Lauren Sarah and Tim arguing.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 29/04/2024 21:37

I wonder why the medium wasn't there? She was the only one missing.

MissUnicorn · 29/04/2024 21:38

browneyes77 · 29/04/2024 20:37

I don’t think she did.

I think that was her defensive mechanism kicking in because he’d humiliated her.

Watching on catch-up and agree with you.

I don't think she's upset in a sad way. I think she's pissed and is trying to stop herself from telling them about themselves because she knows if she kicks off, the focus will be her behaviour, not them.

icelollycraving · 29/04/2024 21:39

Romeiswheretheheartis · 29/04/2024 21:37

I wonder why the medium wasn't there? She was the only one missing.

She saw ahead how it was going to go down.

icelollycraving · 29/04/2024 21:41

I’m watching on +1. Ellie and Johno are absolute cunts.

ThirtyThrillionThreeTrees · 29/04/2024 21:44

Really didn't see a situation where Johno and Elle such horrible people that the regular pricks, Jack, Jayden and Ben don't even get a look in.

Would much prefer to hear more from the nicer people in the experiment.

Abitboring · 29/04/2024 21:46

Omg how disgusting are Jonno and Ellie. They come across so mean. Jonno is projecting big time when he says Elli doesn't care, is horrible etc. he literally told on himself.

And Ellie. Don't get me started.

Sara showing everyone again why exactly Tim feels he can't tell her anything.

Bichonmum · 29/04/2024 21:48

She saw ahead how it was going to go down.

😂😂😂

Choux · 29/04/2024 21:50

So tomorrow night it's Ellie and Jonno who are going to get kicked out of the last episode by the ixperts?

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2024 21:51

Bit pointless kicking someone out in the last episode. We have been had!

FleurdeSel · 29/04/2024 21:55

Sara is not upset, she has lost face. Her reactions are ridiculous and I've the top. Temper, doesn't get own way, cry, storm off. On repeat.

I don't think what Tim said was that bad. When it comes to Sara, she doesn't let it go. When it's about Tim, he should forgive her heating with her ex from the start and throughout. The only thing she said that made sense was "Jono isn't your friend".

There must have been loads cut for them only to show Lauren, Jono & Ellie (snakes) and Tim & Sara. I bet Timothy and Lucinda said something.

Deathraystare · 29/04/2024 21:57

Johnno and Ellie need slapping. He has been faking being a good guy .Both are vile creatures. I hope they don't get anywhere after this.

Abitboring · 29/04/2024 22:05

You don't text someone for six weeks if you aren't interested in some kind relationship with them. Jonno made the decision about 100 times to text Ellie, who suspected he had a crush on her. They deserve each other because Ellie pursued him whilst he was married and now she's in a relationship with someone who'd easily cheat on her and deny everything.

Idk Jonno seemed more than smug...he gave me personality disorder vibes. He was quite happy to throw anyone under the bus and the way he behaved was quite cruel. And Ellie finding nothing wrong with it.

Abitboring · 29/04/2024 22:07

Also Jonno and Ellie repeatedly saying they first spoke a week after the ixperiment. Yeah right. He called her straight away and they shagged that same night. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Them not understanding that Lauren is hurt and why is the worst. I now wonder if Ben wasn't so bad haha!!

mewkins · 29/04/2024 22:08

lightsactionsleep · 29/04/2024 21:08

Should be MAFSAU bingo words/phrases...

Blindsided
Thrown under the bus
Have a chat
100%
Red flag
Been intimate

On the plus side, 'from the get-go' seems to have fallen out of favour this series. I'm not sad to see it (get) go.

2wheelmum · 29/04/2024 22:10

Yep, Jonno's BS is classic gaslighting.

MissUnicorn · 29/04/2024 22:11

Well... I did think Ellie and Jonno would be a good couple, but never expected them to be so nasty.
Poor Lauren.

Justkoko · 29/04/2024 22:11

Didn't Jonno say something in earlier episodes about being out of control or with anger problems or something when he was younger, that he had tried to overcome?

icelollycraving · 29/04/2024 22:13

Am I imagining it or did Lauren call Johno a psychopath on the honeymoon?

icelollycraving · 29/04/2024 22:17

The men have taken it in turns to repulse us. Jack, Ben, Collins, Jayden, Dick and now Johnno. The women have not behaved anywhere as badly aside from Ellie and perhaps Sara.

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