MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

The hypocrisy is LOUD

Poor Lauren. How horrible for her

Yeah I was thinking of proposing a catch up on the latest once Tuesday is over and out.
Spill all the tea!

FFS Sara.

You’ve walked right into Jonno’s trap and given him exactly what he wanted.

The heat off himself.

Which is why he’s sitting there smirking.

Sara doing her Trump lip...

Oh my god, what an utter prick that jono is!!

Im bored 🥱 of these assholes

I actually want to punch him through the tv.

And Ellie too 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🤬🤬

If Sara had shown she was upset and spoken to Tim quietly - why would you say that? - might get a different result to her going off like a box of fireworks.
Fiery latina, hey.

Jono is loving this. The utter snake 🐍

Cut to Jonno looking inane 😂

Haven’t posted on here for ages, but wanted to say that Jonno and Ellie are just awful! They didn’t have to turn up together and use this occasion to announce themselves as a couple.
Jonno didn’t have to say those nasty things about Lauren the constant going on about tbey happy they are is grossly insensitive.

Even Jack isn’t doing his usual smirking at someone else’s relationship blowing up at the dinner table. And he doesn’t even like Sara.

Jonno the only one sitting there laughing.

Nasty little prick. Aarrrrgghhh!!! I HATE him!!

Jono really takes the biscuit. The poisoned biscuit.

And Nat just carries on eating.....

Ellie saying Tim is so controlled by Sara?

Bitch, what the fuck would you know? You left ages ago and know nothing about them!

Lauren has the empathy to comfort Sara.

Whatever the poisonous whiner thinks.

I would too to be fair. I’d want my free grub and wine 😂

This is probably the best night of Collins' life.

Tim.is so wet

Ahaha yes. His googly eyes will be spinning like something from the exorcist.

Should be MAFSAU bingo words/phrases...

Blindsided
Thrown under the bus
Have a chat
100%
Red flag
Been intimate

Have my back

God I hope the ixperts tear Jonno & Ellie a new arsehole tomorrow night.

They sound like they’re ready for a showdown with the ‘Liars’ 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Whenever any of these come up, DH and I yell" bing" like the Liberty Bell. But less impressive.