MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Thank you v mucho @browneyes77 !
Another stonking title and great timing before tonight.
We'll all be on the same page hopefully....

I just don’t understand why Tori is under the impression that they are a power couple and that Jack is a catch. Like he has zero going for him! He dresses for shit in too tight clothes and obligatory sweat patch, has a dreadful man bun with a wonky hair line that looks suspiciously like a hair transplant, turkey teeth, tiny piggy eyes and is as red and veiny as an erect penis. And to top it all off he has the personality of Andrew Tate. Like what the hell is she seeing that we aren’t?! 🤷‍♀️

I hope Jayden doesn't force Eden to stay and go to final vows.

He's irresistible because he won't shag her. (Or he wouldn't, who knows?). I still wonder if they made some kind of agreement.

Yes think they must have had an agreement to be a seen as a power social media couple when they finish the series , trouble is they are both unlikeable. The irony is that if Tori had called him out for his awful comments, stood up to him as the “ strong woman” she claims then she would have done really well on SM and made some deals out of it. Instead I hope it’s very quiet for them when it’s over.

Jayden would have loved Puritan England.

I just rewatched some of episode 3 to get Ellie's story. 8 minutes into the episode Jack and Tori get the honesty box while on honeymoon.

Jack says to camera they aren't sexually connected at all. She says to him she's feeling superior in comparison to the other couples.

Jack says his deal breakers are women who don't take care of themselves and don't respect him.

Tori says he is exactly her type. Then she asks him if he feels sexual chemistry with her. He stumbles to find the word immaculately (referring to her previous answer) then says he has had bigger initial sexual sparks but blames it on the stress of the wedding day. He says he's sexually driven but didn't want to get HER into bed instantly. Then she says to camera he's trying to keep his cards close to his chest.

Deluded.

It ends with him saying to her 'if we aren't sleeping together in six week's something is wrong'. But they weren't after six weeks were they?

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Don't worry, I wasn't planning to reveal any spoilers! I never even google the show until after it's over as I hate finding out stuff that makes watching the show redundant.

I was just wondering if the thing about Jack's flat being an AirBnB had come up in the show and was therefore a spoiler.

He's such a walking red flag 🚩 mushroom dick 🍄‍🟫 steroid monkey 🐵

😁 I can't work out why she likes him. Maybe he smells nice?

To be fair this us no different to Tim and Lucinda. It's just Tim straight up says it's him that's the problem. When Jack gives his reasons it always comes across as a failing of Tori's he's not into her.

E4 introducer dropping some hints there! I guess!

Nah they always mislead and over egg the pudding

I'm ready

Tim actually said 'sarah' rather than 'sara' just then.

Sara has definitely found out that Tim is minted. She reminds me of Rachel in Friends when she finds out that Monica's bf is a millionaire.

I noticed that he stopped pronouncing it in a Spanish way as soon as the cheating allegation happened

FuckoffJaydenfuckoffJaydenfuckoff.

Why doesn't he pick up on the fact every time he says something she just says yeah yeah ok

Jayden is not listening to her

She literally says it goes round in circles and he... goes round in circles!

Jayden uses 'the ixperts told us to talk about this' as an excuse to keep talking about stuff but he isn't open to changing his point of view or talking about it then moving on.

He's like a broken record.

I remember last year when Mel and Layton were on a knife-edge and we really weren't sure what they would do. These two remind me of them - awful communication.

Urgh

I cannot abide Jayden

He needs to work on listening

Stop talking and listen

But if she really won't talk about anything that's maybe why he keeps pushing. Which isn't going to work. She shouldn't be on there with her anxiety levels, and he's not reading her at all. I have a bit of sympathy with both of them re conversations, but it's over until she gets some help and he does too.

Because he’s only interested in the sound of his own voice.

He thinks he knows better, that’s he’s putting all the work in and she isn’t. He tells Eden how she feels and how she should feel.

He wants he to talk about stuff but is only interested in his point of view. His version of communication, is him talking and Eden agreeing with him whilst he gaslights her.

He's pissing me right off 🚩🚩