MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Has everyone given up and gone home?

Bloody hell flashing side boob and side minge Sara!

Tim looks pained.

I'll just talk to myself then 😂

Think the scales have fallen from his eyes.
(Cant watch Love Triangle, waaaay too triggery!)

Just you and me then, @Villagetoraiseachild !
Yes he does look more switched on
Sorry love triangle is triggering for you xx

He won't drop her. He wouldn't dare.

It feels like a different programme now.
I have been counting down the hours til MAFS started the last few weeks.
But the last couple of nights, I’ve been bored 🙃

Sara looks like the kind of woman who would slap you.

A predictable, “But” there from Tim.

Sorry I’d switched off from it after Tori & Jacks vows and was scrolling TikTok because it was more interesting 🤣

Thank you. However, it could be good therapy?
Tho my gut feeling is why would anyone put themselves up for that level of potential masochism...

Meanwhile Tim is getting a load off his chest....

Don't blame you really!!
It's predictable
Bring on the reunions!

Fiver says they sll break up within 2 months

Yep.

It’d be a brave man to say no thanks to her face. He’s not brave.

I bloody KNEW it!!

We all called it!!

Jonno & Ellie getting together. We all saw that coming!!

Oh no Ridge got a dodgy porn tash!
Until Monday amigas...

I always get bored towards the end. The first few weeks are the best!

That was such a boring episode. Bring on the dinner party!

The trailer for Monday was the best bit of that episode. Ellie looked so smug.

Ffs, final vows are boring at the best of times but they really managed to drag fuck all happening out to an excruciating degree there.

The reunion looks a bit juicier though. Unfortunately I've known about Jonno and Ellie for weeks because a friend sent me a screenshot (grrrr!)

You’ve done so well to keep that quiet!

I wonder if Tori practices the slow blink head tilt in the mirror. Her expressions are so aggressive.

So of the final 4 yes couples we only don't know about 1 still being together from the preview?