MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Did she not LISTEN to the start of his speech?
Dimwit
He can't wait to fall in love, yeah, but it won't be with Tori

lol.. I love the fake kiss, Tori didn’t even look like she wanted to kiss him

Is this the 4th advert break already???

Another fucking ad break?

😂😂😂

Jack looks just like the pepperoni on the advert pizza..

Any Aussies watching?
Was the Tori Jack Vows backdrop the family home in A Place to Call Home?
Looked very familiar.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. His red top lip with that little strip of moustache reminds me of a badly executed bikini wax. He's giving labia face.

Also in other Mafs oddness, I realised who Lauren reminds me of looks wise. I watched the design thing with Alan Carr. Mary Portas has a touch of a mature Lauren.

😂😂😂

If only we had time for another thread. Labia face would definitely have to be in the title.

Dunno but I loved a place .........

Sarah looks good in glasses.

They had to cut away while she tried to close that too full suitcase. That wasn't going to close easily.

Ok I’m bored now.

When’s the reunion on?

Tim seems really genuine but I don't trust Sarah. Her big change from shagging her ex just before the ixperiment started and seeing him during it while lying to Tim makes me think she is either trying to redeem her reputation or she knows Tim is rich.

Am not sure she's genuine.

I checked out after T&J, switched over to Comedy Central now and checking in on here every so often just to get the gist of things 😅

I thought that too!

Literally have got the boxed set! Loved it. 😍

I’m bored now. Break every 2 mins. I don’t buy Sara’s change of heart. Thought ages ago she’d clearly found out he’s wealthy. Hope he says no. Eden and Jayden will obviously say yes.

Tori reminds me of a villain cartoon snake about to pounce when she does that head tilt thing when she's getting pissed off.

A bit like Kaa in the Jungle Book.

Anyone watching Love Triangle?
Like MAFS meets Love Island
I've watch the half of two episodes (fell asleep both times)
But I aim to catch up.
There is a thread.....

Nearly choked on a wotsit laughing at this

Jayden wears lippy..

I'm just here for the reunion preview at the end now.