MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

I just skipped through most of that - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

How long after the final vows is the reunion dinner party?

Just catching up <yawn>. How the heck can Jack say he's not in love with Tori and then go on to say he's head over heels about her? 🤪

Did we see Tori & Jack in the preview?

(What a boring episode that was, I spent most of it scrolling on my phone)

That took me about 12 minutes to watch.

They'll never let me back on FWR for saying this, but I look at Sara and Tim and think she must have his nob in her mouth every minute they're not on camera.

Sheesh that was boring. Thank fuck I had it recorded and could fast forward the ads.

DH has only just got in and asked what he missed, so I replayed the trailer for the next episode. Absolutely NOTHING missed this evening.

l know, it’s like Jack just copy and pastes his sentences from gift cards and memes.

I hope on the final commitment ceremony John ixpert chucks Jono and Ellie out for being rude, boring smug arseholes at the dinner party.

It's been all over social media for months!

The pious step sister will be praying for Jonno's lost soul. Or she will blame Lauren for corrupting him.

I'd love to know her take on his behaviour.

People on here generally tend to avoid spoilers so haven’t necessarily seen it all over social media….

Hence it being a no spoiler thread...

You could always nc and give Aston something to work on! 😉

All of the couples that opted to stay seemed to have genuine care and affection towards each, when they went their separate ways from Skye suites and at the end of the vows there was emotion shown and lots of natural looking hugs and kisses. Cut to Jack and Tori who looked like a pair of strangers pretending to be a couple. They have such a weird dynamic.

😂 yeah it's definitely a case of lust rather than love for Tim I think.

I didn't see them but was focusing on Ellie in the preview.

So who is getting thrown out and is it happening before the reunion dinner party? It must do cos you can't throw someone out after the final dinner.

If Tori and Jack weren't on the preview please let it be them! I can't think of anyone else who would have done something to warrant being thrown out. Unless it's someone like Collins or the mad psychic woman?

Some people.
But thanks to those who have been discreet, it must be very tempting if you're in the know.

Indeed, I was reading both threads last night and at one point got confused over the two Edens...

I was spoiled by the bleddy Daily Mail over the Ellie thing last week.

I know, no blame, no shame, it's out there every where.
I was reading up on Tim the Elder and accidentally got spoiled.

Tori was seen at the dinner party preview. At the table rolling her eyes.

I didn't see jack though.

Jonno's evil laugh! 😆

Other people had got together post experiment finishing and reunion didn't they? A few seasons ago it happened as a surprise. Can't recall much beyond maybe the msn had blonde tips? (And Duncan, oh lovely Duncan got together with someone a whole after)

I tried to recall last years couples but it all blurs into one. Layton and Mel? Did anyone actually last?

Layton and Mel split up after about 9 months I think. I'm not sure any of last years are still together.

😂😂😂😂
Thank you! I'm so glad I'm not the only person thinking like this.

Do the ixperts show up at the reunion?

I carefully googled and other couple of was Ollie and tansee. Also now split.

Shannon and Jess and others seek years ago! And some sad sack bloke with lady who wanted sex a lot!

Sara's dress was beautiful but I did think she was going to fall out of it!

Who is Aston?