MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

[browneyes77]

Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Oh they will.

Jack will give some negative sounding lines making it look as if he’s going to walk away, but will then do the whole “But….” thing and tell Tori he is staying with her after all 🙄

This is also VERY TRUE

He doesn't anticipate an equal, the more she goes on , the less he wants it.

He'll still say yes though, after being mean first.

He's playing her the bastard.

He's bailing. Is he bailing??

The way the vows are written and delivered sre cruel

The production team write them obviously

HE WON'T BAIL, HOWEVER MUCH THEY SUGGEST IT
Oops sorry didn't mean to shout 😂

He sounds constipated, all that huffing and puffing.

He’s attracting the flies. There’s no way he’ll dump her. They’re both in it for the opportunities.

He isn't bailing. The producers wrote the vows so it sounds like he is but he'll commit to trying with her.

He's in it for the power.

He's just squashing her so she feels grateful when he says yes.

Go on, Tori, beg me to stay, he's thinking

Whatttt!!! Didn’t see that coming. I was convinced they would stay for the future Instas

I feel like a prize bitch ... but I'm not even sorry for her

I mean how the hell is he going to turn that absolute shit show into a Simon Cowellesque "I didn't like it - I loved it"?

Or rather how are the producers going to spin it?

Is this the longest ad break ever?!

He’s attracting the flies like a big cowpat.
He is squashing and humiliating her but will say yes.

Yes, this. And she knows it as well because she doesn't even look worried

Wtf! Fuck off!

What !!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

"OK Sir".......wtf?

🙄and there it is. I'm so bored of these two. I hope he gives her crabs.

Is this Fifty Shades of Red?

His TEETH!