MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

His brother's funeral gear?

At least with Jack, what you see is what you get.

She was really calm and classy I thought. He was pathetic, tantruming in his boring, robotic voice, lying his head off and trying to gaslight Lauren. He's a bit of a slug really and Lauren can most definitely do better. 🌹

😂😂😂

Jack and Tori both want the same things...

25k followers on Insta?

Jack meeting up with a client. Course he is 🙄

Is that Jack's client or an actual friend?

Only fans more like

Has any of his family or friends even been on this or has it all just been his client friends?

Half a bed? He's got a spare room for her!

His parents were at the wedding but I don't think we heard from them. All other guests were clients. In friends and family week he had nobody. Home stays it was clients. Now another client.

He has no friends.

Spot on LordSnot! How embarrassing to only have clients around.

Why has nobody in the ixperiment mentioned this? Or have they and I missed it? Surely this must be the biggest red flag about him of all?!

Why doesn't he want to go back to where he came from? Outstanding warrants? Ex-wife and kids? Bodies under a patio?

That’s how you know he/they are just full of crap.. he’s put 0 effort into this and she’s supposed to be cool with all this🙄

I don’t believe for one moment he and tori haven’t hatched this plan to stay together from the first week when they realised they would never work.

Didn't Tori's friend flag it at the wedding?

So five couples at final vows?
That means that they are going to cut Jack and Tori at a crucial point to make us wait until tomorrow, aren't they?

Bollocks, you're probably right.

The hair. 😨

Urgh the hair

Tori's mum was hedging round the issues, and clear she wasn't telling her what to do. I wonder if she has that oppositional defiant disorder (sorry if that's the wrong term) and her mum has developed strategies, including not telling her what to do. Certainly if the group said anything, she did the opposite.

Jack really should lay off the sunbeds

Did Jayden and Eden do theirs?🤔

Now I remember why I prefer bald men 🤣🤣

'There's a lot to love about Jack'

Tumbleweed.

Not long left. We're not going to hear Jacks vows are we!