MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Tori ' you look good

Jack ' silence'

For Pete’s sake, I don’t want to sit through this nonsense again tomorrow😩

Sara and Tim's 'incredible love story' 😂😂😂

Didnt enjoy tonight’s ep.

Anyone else missing Lucinda?

Yep. 🌹

Jack and Tori are so awkward together.

What a waste of time that was.

I'm so glad Lauren felt empowered by thst. Jonno is a mealy mouthed, darvo dishing dickhead.

So boring tonight!

Watching on a delay. Fuck me Jono is the most insipid monotonous limp piece of lettuce I've ever seen. If he and Jack were the last two men on earth I might even go Jack.

Yes!

Actually, I don't think I would enjoyed it as much if they were all young Insta wannabees. I like the balance of a few older couples.

Just confirming that Jack has always looked a massive bellend.

Hideous

I've always thought that Tori was just playing the game to stay in to the end and maximize the chances of making money at the end of this, but I'm starting to think she's actually into Jack too. Which is mind blowing, she must be not only stupid but also half blind. He's utterly repulsive in every way.

She's going to be spitting mad when Lauren ends up becoming more famous, successful and rich than her off the back of this.

I take it back. If they were the last two on earth I'd have to go Jono, as long as he didn't speak.

That picture of Jack. He looks like a cross between Avril Lavigne and a cos play Russel Brand. Mind you it’s better than the gym pic.

Haha I also read this and immediately imagined you slapping his dick 😂 he deserves it.

I know everyone is annoyed at Jono but really do you not think she had a lucky escape they are not suited.

They were never going to make it beyond final vows anyway.

Jades mum is really calm and rational. Sage advice indeed.

Definitely. Lauren wasn’t too complementary about Jono at the start as she knew that he was too tame for her. He must have grown on her with time. He’s lovely looking but that whiny little boy voice is so misaligned.

Interesting comment from Jack about having left Victoria and never wanting to go back.

Yup. I think he's on the lam 😁

Tori just wants to win, and she thinks making it to the end with Jack is winning, she reminds me of Trump.

DH and I have spent the last hour saying “Lorrrrren, I haven’t done anything wronnnnng” in Jonno’s annoying vocal fry.

Ellie seemed nice enough but quite boring. However considering her backstory she’s as bad as Jonny..

She's forgotten that it isn't a competition. There is no winning, unless you actually get a functional relationship, which in her case, she has not got.

So true. It's not even a close run thing! 🌹

Yes!- I get the trump similarly @SinisterBumFacedCat !