MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

It's totally unnecessary this

Lauren looks PISSED 😂😂

Her vows are the only reason I’m watching this boring ass episode

You ARE boring and robotic, Jonno.

Jonno doing a total DARVO speech.

If a croaky voice was the basis for a stepng marriage, these two would have smashed it

*strong marriage

🤣🤣

primark basic joggers and hoody, topped with hair in rollers. He doesn’t deserve an ounce of effort!

It's a shame they're not on the harbour wall like Jade and Ridge.
Then she could have pushed him off.

I don't think Lauren is a liar

Is Jonno actually saying these words????

Jonno is actually accusing Lauren of lying about the messages?

This guy is unreal. I want to slap the dick.

Total.darvo. and even dp who isn't watching (he says) said the droning voice would.put home off.

Right??!!!!

I thought that said 'slap his dick'. Ewww.

Isn’t it just, I been switching between Judge Judy and this.. roll on 9pm so I can watch race across the world.

Is she going to throw her cards at him?

Go Lauren. It's not me It's you.

Lauren 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I don't think I can watch tomorrow

That was a bit tame!

“I know it’s not me…..it’s you” mic drop and strutting off like the absolute queen she is!! Iconic.

Jono looks like a politician, and talks like one

WTF is Jack wearing?

Right now I hate Jonno more than I hate Jack.

Didn’t think that could ever be possible.

'I'm going to find it.'

Yes, on your phone, where Ellie's number is. He's a squirming shit bag of epic proportions.

Cock wombling weasel.

I'm already annoyed about what's coming next. We know from the edit that Jack and Tori are going to carry on the farce through this and in their eyes it will mean they've won.